Funny Pick Up Lines for Uncle
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Funny Pick Up Lines for Uncle
• A true uncle is someone who looks at you the way your mom used to when you were a kid.
• You can’t keep a good man down! Keep your Uncle strong, and don’t let him be weak.
• When the only thing you need is a pen and paper.
• You can’t be quiet when you speak the truth.
• If the world were to end tomorrow. I would have no regrets about the time we spent together #Uncle
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• A man knows how to laugh, but it’s his laugh that’s got him most places in the world.
• The best advice I’ve ever been given? “Don’t be afraid of failure, keep hustling.”
• This is what you do when you’re feeling overwhelmed. Challenge yourself and keep learning.
• Don’t let anyone tell you that if you don’t do it now, you’ll never have the chance to.
• It’s not easy being an uncle, but it sure is fun.
• Uncle is a word that should never be used in a sentence.
• Here’s to the uncle who likes to keep it simple, but never boring.
• Uncle, I’ve been thinking about you today. Thank you for being there when I needed you. You’re such a great uncle.
• Be bold. Be daring. Be different. Be yourself!
• Passion, pride and a little mischief—must be some sort of family trait. ☺
• Make some memories with us this summer by hitting the road to explore and discover…
• Take on the world and never back down. Teach your kids to do the same.
• The most important thing and the hardest thing is getting out of bed, because if you don’t get out of bed pretty soon, you are going to be too old to do it.
• Hey uncle, you look like a man who got lucky on prom night
• Hey Uncle, I’m not a little girl, but you can call me one.
• You’re the best uncle I’ve ever had. Thank you for always making me smile.
• Hey! You’re not as good looking as your nephew, but I think you’re pretty cute. How’s Uncle #1 doing?
• If Uncle’s allowed to take you out in the back of his rusted truck to fish for your heart, then he should be allowed anywhere.
• The only thing better than finding a gift for my uncle for Christmas is the look on his face when I tell him what it is.
• I’m sorry, Uncle. It’s just not my style to pick up one of those sharp objects and put it into someone’s neck.
• Hey there, uncle. I always wanted to say this, but it’s been too long since we had a conversation.
• “Did you know that with every shirt you buy, I save the planet?”
• Don’t tell me you’re already married. You can’t handle a bachelor for long.
• I’m going to go out on a limb and say you’re a little bit crazy. But that’s fine by me.
• Never judge a book by its cover, because that would be a very dangerous thing to do. Hey, I think you’ve been drinking again.
• Hey Uncle, you were my first babe. You were the first person I ever loved.
• And now that we’re adults, you’re still my favorite person in the whole world. Teehee
• Hey, this is my uncle. I know he’s not your type, but there’s a good chance he might be your soulmate.
• Hey, uncle. I know what you like to do every time you’re home—you look for me under the covers in my bed.
• Hey Uncle! Don’t worry, I’ve got your back! No matter how old you get, you’ll always be an uncle to me.
• Come on, Uncle. Let’s get it started. Uncle, what are you doing over here? I thought there was a war on.
• If you’re looking to pick up a woman, I’ve got just the thing!
• What do you do when you get sad? You put on your Uncle Trunks mask and go to the park.
• Hey Auntie, you make my balls ache! When you’re done with your task, Uncle.
• Is it wrong to wish a dead relative a Happy Birthday?
• I’m a little bit nervous to say this out loud, but I’ve got a confession to make. I’m dating your daughter.
• When you’re old and cranky, I’m gonna be the only one who can make you smile.
• I don’t know what you see in him, but I’m digging him.
• Hey Uncle, I’m looking to get a job. Think you can help?
• I can’t believe you’re my uncle, I thought you were older.
• Hey, Uncle. My uncle is never wrong, so you’ll want to listen to what he has to say.
• Hey uncle, I’m a little excited to see you. Let’s talk about the future.
• Uncle, you’re the only one who sees the world like this.
• A nerd can make your day, a jerk can ruin it. Are you an Uncle or a Jerk?
• My uncle is so gracious, he thinks he’s a king. But I’m not buying it.
• You’re too much fun for a girl, so I’m glad you’re mine.
• When you’re in your 20s, it’s all about going out, meeting new people and making friends. But when you hit 30, well…not so much.
• You’re the type of person who’s too cool to compliment anyone on their style, but you’d still be a sweetheart to anyone in need.
• I’m gonna pick you up and put you down. I love you so much it’s ridiculous.
• I’m so in love with your voice that I just had to hold you. I think your father is talking about you.
• When Uncle Steve stops by to visit, he’ll want to know what you’re up to. What are you cooking?
• Hey, Uncle. You probably don’t remember me, but I’m the one that used to walk around your house with my mouth open and drool all over the carpets.
• You’re the kind of uncle who gets me so excited to go out in public that I can’t help but scream “You’re amazing!” while bouncing up and down.
• Hey uncle, what’s your superpower? I’m looking for a solution to my problem.
• Just a little uncle humor for your day. Hey uncle, do you have a minute? I think something is wrong with my phone.
• If your uncle is a wuss, he will come running when you say: “I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to do that.”
• You’re the only uncle I know with two sets of eyes, black and blue.
• When you’re older, I’ll be your uncle, and you’ll know what that means.
• Just saying hello to my favorite uncle. You know what’s better than a cup of coffee? A big bag of coffee.
• You’re so good looking, it looks like you’re wearing a disguise.
• Just when I think I’ve heard it all, a new one comes along to make me rethink my entire life. Don’t eat the whole thing. It was my uncle’s.
• Hey Uncle, I got your number from my Mom. She said you were a real gentlemen and not to give it to anyone else. So I’ll talk to you later
• Your niece is cute, your nephew is hott—and Uncle John loves them both.
• Hey, Uncle! Sorry I didn’t show up at your wedding. I was busy getting my head shaved. I’m the uncle that had a child before you.
• I just want to tell you something. You’re the uncle I never had.
• Nothing says “I’m looking forward to seeing you again” like a semi-cryptic.
• I love coming home to my Uncle, he’s always so eager to give me a hug and tell me how great I look.
• I know you’re a dad. I’m a deer, and I’m hungry for your affection.
• When you think of the most interesting guy in your family, I’m sure I don’t have to tell you who it is.
• When you say “I’m happy you look so good and I know I can’t, but I want to”…
• What’s your sign? I’m an Aries, but you probably already knew that.
• What a pair of eyes you have! They’re so beautiful, I could just stare at them forever. What do you think?
• I wanna be a part of your body, like a peanut in a shell.
• Hey Uncle, I’m not sure if you’re my real uncle or the guy that took me out on my first date. Either way, I had a great time!
• Watch out, Uncle. You’ve got a niece who’s looking to get lucky.
• Hey there, Niece. My uncle is the best thing that’s ever happened to you and I want you to know that all the clothes you wear will be mine.
• Hey uncle I know you love movies, but did you know you can also get tickets to see them?
• I just want to thank you for always making my life so much better. You’re my uncle and I love you.
• What do you say to the uncle who’s always on your case? Whatever you need, we got it.
• Hey! How’s it going? I’m Uncle Jack and this here is my niece, Missy.
• I’m going to have to start calling you my uncle because I can’t stop staring at your abs.
• I’ll always have a place in my heart for you because you said “uncle” when I was born.
• I’m a one-man wrecking ball, but I’m not your uncle. I’m gonna have to hit you up for some cash!
• If only I could tell you how much I love you, but I’ll let you do the talking.
• You’re a potato, and I’m a carrot. Because you are so beautiful, I’ll share my burrito with you.
• Is it just me or do you seem taller than you were a few minutes ago?
• If you’re looking for the best uncle ever, you’ve found him.
• Hey uncle, you’re looking good. Uncle, I love your shirt. It’s not too tight, not too loose. Just right for a t-shirt
• Uncle, you’re the only man in this town who’s not afraid to say hello.
• A text from your uncle is never a bad thing. Did he just call you his favorite nephew?
• Uncle? You look like you’re ready for some serious business. Can we talk about the future of our family?
• Hey, Uncle. You’re like a flower that blooms only once a year.
• “You’re so handsome, when I look at you, I don’t see how you could be my uncle.”
• I’ve never met an uncle I didn’t like. Don’t go calling my brother a liar, he’s just too hot to handle.
• Hey, you know what I think about when I look at you? A walking billboard for the most important piece of equipment in the business world: The Bic lighter.
• Hey there, gorgeous. How can I get you in my life? I’m pretty sure I can fix your internet. I haven’t been where you have, but I have been there.
• Hey Uncle, I was watching you walk around all day and I couldn’t help but think that you are pretty cute.
• I’ve got a little uncle that I’m looking to woo. If your uncle is getting married, this is the time to play it up!
• Hey uncle, can you tell me a secret? When you were my age, you wore a suit everyday. Nowadays we just wear pajamas and slippers to bed.
• Uncle, you’re too adorable and I don’t want to hug you.
• Hey, Uncle. Whatcha say you and me go shooting some pool?
• You can’t just be a good uncle, you have to be the best uncle!
• When you meet your uncle for the first time in years and he’s walking by with a beer in his hand.
• Don’t worry, I won’t bite. All I want to do is talk with your uncle about the meaning of life.
• There’s a reason why you’re known as the uncle who never fails to scare us.
• When you feel like you’ve got Uncle to thank for your life.
• If you were in a bracket, the odds are stacked against me. But I’m on a mission to win your heart.
• Hey, you looked like you were having a bad day until I got here. Now it’s so much better!
• You’re a fine piece of man. You’re like the good part of bacon.
• We all know you’re an expert at picking up girls, but Uncle Leo, it’s time to say goodbye to your old ways. You’ve been working too hard and not dating enough.
• Hey, uncle. I love your good looks and I’mma need you to marry me.
• Stop hitting on my friends. The only thing you can do with Uncle is hold his hand, tell him jokes and touch his chest.
• Hey, Uncle. You’re looking good, even for a day of rest.
• Are you concerned about your special uncle’s well-being? If so, don’t ignore his texts.
• Come rescue him and tell him all about this great new restaurant on Instagram, where he will be free to eat pizza all day long!
• I’m going to call you uncle and tell you this is the biggest lie I ever told.
• If your uncle is a werewolf, I’ll give you a silver bullet. If he’s not, then no more silver bullets for you. Hope you’re not in a hurry—I’m your Uncle.
• Uncle, why don’t you tell me more about your plans tomorrow?
• You are everything I’ve ever wanted, and you’re mine.
• ‘I always get those two feelings: that warm fuzzy feeling when I see you, and then a little knot in my stomach.’
• Hi, how was your summer? I’m sorry to hear it wasn’t as fun as mine.
• Your beauty is a blessing, and I can’t wait to show you around my kingdom.
• it’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s how well you pack.
• The best way to make an impression on your uncle is with a nice pick up line.
• You’re a good looking uncle, but I think you’re a little too old for me.
• Uncle, I know you’re old and stuff, but I’m not going to let that stop me from making a move on you.
• You are the kind of uncle that makes me feel like I could be a young girl again and he’s the kind of uncle that can relieve me of all my worries.
• Hey Uncle, yeah I’m like your kids…I don’t listen to you, I just do what I want.
• Hey, I just wanted to thank you for being a good uncle. You’re the greatest!
• Uncle, when did you become an uncle? Was it at the same time your face became a fountain of wisdom and knowledge?
• I have an uncle. He’s a great guy, but he says some pretty terrible things.
• Ladies, I have a confession to make. I only date women who’ve been divorced at least three times.
• I don’t know about you, but I’m feeling a little bit of a crush.
• I’d love to take you to the prom, but I have a lot of cousins. Let’s go to my uncle’s house
• I’m not in the mood to be treated like a lady, but I will make an exception for you.
• I’m so glad you’re here, because it means we can go home together.
• I guess you were expecting to find all of your stuff in the den, but I’m assuming it’s more important than that.
• I’m not sure if you’re a uncle or a grandma but either way, I’d like to make out with you.
• Hey Uncle, I know that you’re probably busy, but can I borrow your phone? I think my other one is broken.
• Hey, Uncle. You look pretty good for an old guy.
• Hey uncle, I see you got that thing going on in your pants. You better not be thinking about putting that thing down in my mom’s kitchen.
• Here’s one Uncle I’ve always wanted to say: “Hey, wanna get a drink?”
• I’ve been told I’m not a real uncle, but that’s okay because I’m fine with that.
• Yours truly, the greatest uncle to ever walk this earth.
• Hey Uncle! You’ve got a little more in common with me than most. I was exiled from my home country too.
• Don’t call me Uncle, call me your best friend.
• Hey there pretty lady, I know you’re off limits but I would love to be your first.
• When you’re my dad and I’m your daughter, it’s easy to tell the difference…
• Hey, I was thinking about you the other day…and I realized we’re perfect for each other. In case you haven’t noticed, I’m not your father.
• I’m your typical Uncle, I’m a little old, have some grey hair, but look at you! You’re so young, so pretty, and you love me.
• I’m your uncle and I’m ready for action. What are you wearing?
• Hey uncle, you look really good for a guy in his mid-fifties.
• Hey Uncle, I’m going to ask you a question and it’s not about your age.
• I’m an uncle, so you can tell me anything and I won’t judge.
• Who’s your favorite uncle? Mine is the one without the white hair.
• How I know you’re my uncle: You don’t know what “booze” means.
• If you’re not my uncle, I’ll eat your hat. I’d like to thank you for ruining my childhood, uncle. Got a beard? Then you can say it with confidence.
• You may be old, but you’re not that old. You’re like a bottle of wine with a cork—full of promise and youth.
• I was just thinking about your big arms. I’m gonna need all of them!
• Is the little black dress you’re wearing too snug? Because I find myself wanting to slide my hands up it.
• The butler’s doing it again, and he’s only going to get better.
• If you’re an Uncle who works in the barber shop, I can only imagine that your job is so easy because of all the women who think you look like me.
• Hey, you’re a great uncle. But if you kiss me like that, I might have to call you Dad.
• Hey, Uncle. I know you’re no longer part of the family, but… Get ready to be inspired by some of the funniest pickup lines ever!
• The best thing about an Uncle is you never know when he’ll show up.
• When you go to the uncle store, you’ll see a lot of things you don’t need.
• If you ever need a pick-up line, just say: “I think I’m a wizard.”
• If you want to get me, go right ahead. But please do it soon before I fall in love with you.
• You’re all I really have left in the world that’s mine. I love you so much, but you’re driving me nuts.
• I just came back from the mountains where I met a beautiful woman. What do you feed her up there?
• I’m not an uncle, but I like to think of myself as a bit older and wiser.
• You’re like an Uncle who’s good at all things, including picking up girls.
• You’re going to want to put a ring on this Uncle. Hey, I love your smile and your eyesight. If you’re not my uncle, then who is?
