Funny Pick Up Lines for Grandpa
You know those grandparents that tell their grandkids about the old days when you can’t imagine how cold it was because it got -140F and then they go home wondering why everyone thinks they’re so kooky? Well, Grandpa here’s gonna take you on a journey through Internet mists of times forgotten and show you some stuff that used to be popular.
Funny Pick Up Lines for Grandpa
• Hey Grandpa, I want to take a chance on you.
• If you’re going to be a grandpa, you’ve got to think outside the box.
• What do you want my grandkids to call me? Grandpa!
• Grandpa’s got a great sense of humor. You’re such a good grandpa, I thought you were a tree.
• Hey Grandpa, I’m sorry—you can’t dance to this.
• Grandpa, I’m going to be living at your house for 6 weeks.
• Hey, old man. You’re looking good. We should go out on a date.
• Grandpa, there’s a difference between dreaming and planning.
• If you’re looking for the perfect date night, go see Mommy and Daddy.
• I like to think of you as the grandfather I never had.
• You’re so cute, I don’t know how you manage to stay upright.
• I’m a little grumpy, so I’d like to try things you’ve never done before.
• When you give me a hug I can smell the body odor coming off of you.
• Here to pick up grandma’s curses, not the family silver. Grandpa-sexuality is no joke.
• Grandpa: I know what you’re thinking, but don’t worry. It’s normal to like older people.
• Let’s get this party started! Come on over to my house, Grandpa. I have a big surprise for you!
• Grandpa, you’re old enough to be my dad? I’ll take that as a compliment.
• My grandpa is a badass, but I’m not sure he’d approve of the nickname I’ve given him. grandpa funny
• Hey, did you know I have all the time in the world for my grandkids? And if you’re lucky, then I’ll give them back to you when they grow up.
• The only thing that’s sweeter than your grandkids? Your grandkids!
• I got a new grandpa, and I was just wondering if by chance you are his grandson
• Whenever you tell me you want a grandkid, I tell you to go get one because they’re free.
• When you get old and grey, people say, “Wow, you look younger than your age.” I say, “You’re looking a lot older than me.”
• Hi there. I’m so old I don’t even know you. I’m a little old, maybe even more than a little. But I can still do the splits!
• When life gives you a grandpa, pick up the phone and call him.
• If you’re looking for a man who “gets it,” that’s me. I’m a grandpa.
• Hey there, grandpa. I’ve got a surprise for you.
• Grandpa, I’ve been looking for a man like you all my life!
• Grandpa, you’re just as handsome and wise as I remember.
• What’s best is that my grandpa is the only person I know who has a better beard than me.
• You’re too old to be a grandpa—you’re way too cool.
• Grandpa, I know you’re old, but that’s not why I’m here.
• Happy birthday, grandpa! Wishing you good health and lots of laughs this year and in years to come.
• May your birthday be filled with moments of laughter and laughter so much fun. Happy Birthday grandpa!
• Happy birthday to the coolest grandpa around! You are so much fun to be around, and always make us smile. We love you so much—and hope you have a great day.
• May this birthday be filled with joy, laughter and lots of good health. Happy birthday Grandpa!
• We love you, grandpa. Happy birthday. May all your wishes come true.
• May you have many more birthdays, many more laughs and many more people to share them with. Happy Birthday Grandpa!
• Happy birthday to the most interesting man in the world, Grandpa. Success and happiness to you always!
• You are loved and you are strong. You are the wind beneath my wings and the life in my soul. Happy Birthday, Grandpa!
• Happy birthday to my grandfather. I hope your day is filled with laughter and joy!
• Happy birthday to the no. 1 best grandpa! You are truly an inspiration to us all. I wish you a happy birthday and good health!
• Happy birthday to my dad! I hope you have a wonderful day and you will have many more.
• Happy birthday to a wise old man. May these words of advice and wisdom be forever etched in your memory. Wishing you good health, happiness, and peace.
• The greatest gift you can give to another person is the gift of health. Happy Birthday!
• Happy birthday to the one who never lets us forget he’s a big kid at heart.
• Happy birthday, grandpa! We hope you have a good day, happy birthday with great health.
• We wish you a wonderful evening and a very happy new year!
• Happy grandpa’s day! We wish you good health and happiness on this special day.
• Happy Birthday Grandpa! May your birthday be filled with joy, laughter and beautiful memories.
• Happy birthday to the man who makes us laugh and smile every day. We love you, grandpa!
• May the great life of your grandpa bring you much happiness and joy.
• Happy birthday to my favorite grandpa. You’re a true gift that keeps on giving, and I can’t thank you enough for all the memories we’ve made together.
• Happy birthday! We hope you have a great day and lots of laughs.
• May your good health and laughter continue to thrive well into your golden years!
• Happy birthday to my favorite grandpa! I hope you have a day full of laughter, family, and friends.
• May your day be filled with laughter, lots of fun and may your health improve this year. Happy Birthday!
• Here’s to you, Mr. Gramps! May you have many more birthdays to celebrate, and may your good health last for a long time.
• When your father is a man and you are a son, but when your father is a man, he is also a friend.
• Good health is not just the absence of disease, it’s a positive state of psychological and structural soundness.
• Everyone needs good nutrition, exercise and plenty of rest. So no matter what your age, I wish you a happy birthday!
• The best present you could ever give to yourself is a healthy heart and body. Happy Birthday!
• Happy birthday to you! We hope you enjoy the day. May your day be filled with laughter, love and memories!
• Happy Birthday to you! May your day be filled with laughter, love and lots of cake.
• Wish your grandpa a happy birthday with these well-wishes to help him keep his health and balance in mind.
• Happy birthday, grandpa! We hope you have a super day full of laughs and happy moments.
• may healthy good health be your gift this year. Happy Birthday Grandpa!
• Grandpa, you are the king of surprise. Not a day goes by that we don’t hear from someone how you brought joy to their life.
• We hope that you stay healthy and happy for many more years.
• Happy Birthday grandpa! May you have a full and happy day.
• Congratulations, Grandpa! May your birthday be filled with good health and happiness.
• Happy Birthday to my favorite grandpa! You’re the best and I hope you have a great day.
• Happy birthday to my favorite grandpa! I love you so much, sir. Have a wonderful day
• Daddy, this is for you. May you always be happy and healthy! Happy birthday to my favorite papa…
• Happy Birthday to this amazing old man. Whether he likes it or not, you’re always gonna be his favorite grandchild!
• It’s hard to believe that the man you know as your grandfather is actually one of the most important people in your life. Happy birthday to you!
• Grampa’s getting old, but he still knows how to have a good time.
• Happy birthday to the person who has been there for me from the beginning, who has always told me we will get through this and be OK.
• May your new year be filled with laughter, happiness, and family. Happy birthday!
• Wishing you a very Happy Birthday! May your day be as bright, sweet and as full of surprises that it can be!
• I don’t know if you’re ready for this…but I’m even more ready than you are.
• When you’re not pickin’ on me, I don’t mind being your little grandpa.
• Grandpa, love is a little like butter. Spread it on bread and you’ll never eat it all up.
• He doesn’t take himself too seriously, but he does take a serious shine to his grandkids.
• I’m not your grandpa. I’m your dad from a different mother.
• When you’re down to your last toothbrush, but still feeling fresh and clean. You’re so wise, you don’t need to wear glasses.
• You’re something special. You’re more than a grandpa to me, you’re an example of what a man should be. Thanks for everything, Grandpa.
• When grandpa gets older, he’ll finally be able to read. But when he’s older, he’ll forget how to use a phone.
• You’re the kind of grandpa that makes me want to pee.
• Dear grandpa, if you had one wish, what would it be?
• Grandpa, I know you’re old, but I still want to kiss you.
• Hey Grandpa, I thought you were dead, but then I saw your picture on the wall.
• Grandpa… you’re not so old after all. I’m not a grandpa, but I sure could be. he’s not a grandpa, he’s a legend.
• The only thing I can’t stand is your grandson with a better personality than you.
• I’m old enough to be your grandson, but still young enough to be your son.
• If you’re looking for a grandparent, there’s no need to wander around town and bother people. Grandpa is here to match you with the best person .
• Don’t worry, grandpa. We’ve got your back. Damn it feels good to be a grandpa!
• Grandpa, I’m home because I don’t know where else to be. You’ll have grandpa’s tears in your eyes.
• When I asked my grandma if she’s ready to go the old-fashioned way, she said, “You know what? I’m always ready for you grandpa.”
• Don’t you think it’s about time I move in with my grandkids?
• I’m old enough to be your grandfather, but I’m not that old.
• When I was a kid, I thought I would grow old gracefully. But now that I’m an adult, I realize it will be grandpa who grows up first.
• Maybe I’m old-fashioned, but I don’t think my grandkids should have brats for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
• I drove up to your house and saw a little old lady with a giant plastic pumpkin on her head, I thought to myself “this must be a grandma.”
• Hey, Grandpa. My mom thinks you need to be more social. How about you stop by my house and we can have some fun?
• Hey grandpa. You’re looking good enough to hug. You don’t need a cane—you’re grandpa.
• Let your grandpa know you think he’s the best at everything!
• Happy Birthday Grandpa! You’ve been a great role model for our family. Cheers to over 70 years of being a rockin’ grandpa.
• Your grandkids are so cute, they could sell sand. Grandpa, you’re an old-fashioned kind of guy. But it’s time to modernize your routine.
• Hey there, old man. You can call me Grandpa, but then I’ll call you kid
• I’ll be your grandpa if you want to get away. I’ll be your dad, too, if you want to stay.
• Hey gramps, you’re looking good. I’ve got some good news for you.
• Hey there, old man. Let me guess: you’re a little bit older than me, and you’re out here to find a date for your granddaughter’s graduation party.
• Hey, Grandpa. I know you’re older than dirt, but you look good enough to eat!
• Hey Grandpa, what do you say we go out for a cup of tea?
• Grandpa, I think you’re hilarious. Now give me a piggyback around the house
• I’m a grandpa. Not the kind of grandpa that comes around once in a lifetime, but the kind of grandpa who buys you beer and takes you fishing.
• You must be my Grandpa because you smell like the sun and I want to take a nap with you.
• I’ve always been a grandpa, but now I’m an old grandpa.
• You’re the kind of grandfather who never forgets to send a grandchild a birthday card.
• Grandpa, do you have a couple of minutes to spare? I’ve got some interesting news to share. You’re not your grandpa, You’re my friend.
• When I was a boy, I would’ve given my left nut just to have your phone number. Now that I’m an old man, I get a kick out of calling it to see if you still work there.
• I’ve been looking at you, and I’ve been looking at your car, and I’ve been thinking. If you’re 60, I’ll let you drive me home after a date tonight…
• Your beard is dapper, your hair is combed. You look like the kind of guy who’d know how to make me happy
• When you’re old enough to drive a car and young enough to still want me as your driver.
• I’m not a magician, but I can’t believe how well you make me disappear.
• Grandpa’s still got it, even if he doesn’t have a gramma to pick him up from the nursing home.
• Hey Grandpa, let’s go for a little ride in your red sports car. You’re the only one who can make me feel this way.
• Grandpa, I’m glad you’re my age because then we can drink together.
• When you get a grandpa, it’s like getting an apartment ☺ #grandpas
• If you were a man, I’d marry you. If you were a woman, I’d sleep with you. But since we both know that’s not gonna happen, I’ll just have to settle for Grandpa!
• My grandpa is so sweet, you could make a cup of tea with his smile.
• You might be short, but you’ll always be my hero. #grandpafriend
• Buddy, you’re too old for me. But I’ll still be here at midnight.
• Grown-ups. You know it’s true. We’re all just looking for a second chance to play.
• Gotta hand it to you, old man. You’ve been busy all summer long.
• “I don’t care how old you are, you are still my little boy.
• Don’t let age get you down. I’m still trying to figure out how to tie my shoe.
• What’s the best thing about the first day of school? No homework. And a mom that grills you.
• Hey, Grandpa. You’re looking well enough to know the difference between a mountain and a molehill!
• You’re the best kind of grandpa.
• I bet you can’t buy me a drink. But if you can find me a grandpa with a beard, I may consider it.
• Got a little something in common. I play with my grandchildren.
• Hey old man, you’ve got wrinkles and I’ve got a place to stay.
• What’s the difference between Grandma and Grandpa, it’s a question that I can’t answer.
• Hey grandpa, what are you doing today? Watching the sunsets, fishing for compliments and hoping to win a prize.
• Hey there, Mr. grandpa. I’m here for your daughter’s wedding reception and I hope you can teach me how to dance like a seal.
• You know you’re old when your grandkids have better pick-up lines than you.
• When your grandpa has to get up so early in the morning, he’s got to be doing something right!
• Grandpa, you’re as old as dirt! But we’re young enough to laugh at you.
• You’re the type of grandpa who makes me want to be a better daughter.
• Grandpa is getting up there, but that’s okay. He still has a few tricks up his sleeve!
• Grandpa, you’re still holding off on your 90s moves. That’s a good thing because they were awful anyway.
• You’re the best example of what a grandpa should be.
• You are not just a grandfather—you are a whole generation.
• Hey, grandpa, what’s the definition of holding a grudge?
• You have a lot of stories to tell, but I’m not going anywhere.
• Have I told you lately that I’m a little old school?
• You know, I was looking for you earlier. I couldn’t believe that no one was offering to carry my bags for me.
• Hey Grandpa, I’m not trying to be creepy but you’re one of the most handsome men alive.
• Hey grandpa, you’re looking very handsome in that suit—and I’m sure you wore it for me!
• Grandpa’s got a fresh set of balls and a way with words.
• Grandpa don’t make me call you grandpa. You’re not even old enough to be a grandpa yet!
• Hey, I’m gonna go ahead and tell you who I am—my name is grandma! That’s right, grandpa.
• You’re the perfect partner for my senior years…and beyond.
• Hey, old man. I’m not gonna ask you if you’re ready to get back on the horse again.
• Hey, you’re older than me. That’s a feat in itself. But let’s be honest, your butt is the best part of you.
• Hey pardner, you’re about to get old. What a surprise!
• What would you rather do: go to the dentist or get a selfie with me?
• I’m a grandpa who’s never been on a date!
• Hey Grandpa, you’re looking very handsome today.
• Grandpa, what are you doing this weekend? You’re pretty old, so I was thinking about taking you to the movies.
• Just call me grandpa. You know I’m a pretty good listener.
• Grandpa, you look so handsome. Can I borrow your glasses?
• I’m a little old, but I’ll always be your favorite grandpa.
• So you’re a grandfather now? It’s about time.
• Give me a slow clap for the grandpa I am about to become.
• Your daughter is a handful, but do you know about your grandkids? They’re a total joy.
• Hey there, old man. How ’bout this weather?
• You always smell better than the flowers in my garden.
• What’s the difference between a burnt toast and you? The toaster.
