Funny Pick Up Lines for Sister
If you have a sister, we can both agree a lot has happened in your life. And it’s not all good. But as annoying as your sisters can be sometimes, they are cool, too. And funny. They just do things a little differently than you do. I’ve been collecting funny Pick Up Lines about sisters for years in my head and had the idea to write this piece so you could see that if your sister is acting crazy most of the time she really does love you.
Funny Pick Up Lines for Sister
• Break the ice with these funny pickup lines for sisters. When your sister has a crush on someone, be prepared for some serious competition.
• Hey, sister, you’re so fly it’s a crime to be so cute. I’m all about sisterly love. I know you’re not meant to be a sister but I’m glad you are.
• If a sister can’t trust her brother to buy her a bar of soap, she should never get married. I know who you are now. You’re my sister.
• I don’t have a sister. I have a best friend who is married to my youngest brother.
• Life makes much more sense when you have a sister.
• I’m always the first to show up at the party but I never get any drinks. My Mom is so proud of me.
• I look forward to being the only man in your life. I think we’re really going to be sisters.
• I’ve got an idea, grab a change of clothes, and head to the nearest closet because I’m about to knock you up.
• Hey, don’t you look nice when you’re all dressed up. Ready to impress me?
• Hey gorgeous, I don’t know if you like listening to compliments or not, but you’re definitely the sexiest sister alive.
• If you weren’t my sister, I’d have to get a real job. Hey baby sister, you’re looking fine. What’s your secret?
• I’m the little sister who will always make you look good. If you don’t have a sister, you just got engaged.
• You’re not just a sister, you’re the only sister I’ve got.
• I know you’re a beautiful lady, but I’m kind of jealous because I don’t have a sister.
• I dare you to go to bed tonight without telling me I was the best sister in the whole entire world.
• The first thing I notice about you? You’re beautiful! The second? You’re smart! And the third? You have a really nice rack.
• What’s your middle name? Because I’m not giving away my first name until you tell me yours.
• You probably don’t know this, but I’m a big deal. When I say “Oh my God!” you gotta know that I’m talking to you.
• If you don’t like me at first sight, that’s probably because I’m wearing your face.
• I know what you’re thinking—you want to be the one to break my fall. But no, no. I do that naturally.
• I’ll go to the wall for you, but don’t expect me to pass Go.
• Hey sis, I went to this bar and there was only one woman in the whole place. It was time to go home when I saw your number on the jukebox!
• Hey sis, where have you been hiding? What’s the best part of being a girl? Being my sister!
• I want to tell you something that will make your heart flutter. I love your sister—and so do all of these other fine men.
• You’ve been a good sister but I can’t wait to be my own woman.
• When you go over to your sister’s house, the first thing she says is “oh my god, I just had the best dream!” That is why we need a big brother.
• Your sister’s got a big heart for the ones she loves. That’s why she’s so good at giving people hugs.
• Tell her she’s looking good and you’re looking for a date.
• Hey There, I’m just your average guy looking to compliment your looks.
• Is it wrong that I want a sister who’s just like me? I’m not your sister’s keeper. If I got your number, would you get mine?
• “I love you like bacon and eggs on rye, not that kind of love though.”
• Sis, I hear you’re the only girl in town with a perfect rack. I love how you look in a robe. You’re very pajama-mazing.
• Would you like to try something new? Would you like to see something new? Let’s go have some fun.
• I’m a big sister. I fill you with love and laughter, while you take care of me and keep me grounded.
• If you are a sister, then I’m the chick-fil-a sauce. I’m just not sure if you’re a sister or an ex.
• Hello world, it’s me and my sister. She’s the brunette, I’m the blonde.
• We’re just trying to figure out which of us is hotter…but we both know that one day, you’ll choose neither.
• My sister’s the kind of girl who can pull off any look. She’s always got me in stitches.
• If you’re my sister, then please excuse me for staring with wide eyes and a gaping mouth.
• My sister is the best because she looks like a line from Seinfeld.
• Your sister’s so sweet, I wonder how you’re able to eat all that sugar.
• You’re so cute, I couldn’t help but ask your momma if you were mine.
• What would our parents think if we had sex? They’d be so proud of us.
• Always have the strength of a sister at your back.
• I’m a little shy and I’ve got a lot to learn. But you know what? That’s ok because you’re the best teacher I’ll ever have.
• No matter how hard you try, I’m never going to hate on you for the shoes you wear.
• What’s the difference between you and a tornado? I’m not afraid to get dirty.
• Hey sis! You looking for a man who’s good at burping? I love you like a sister but…you’re hot.
• Your sister’s a girl, but you’re family. You have a sister complex. (Oh, and she’s hot.
• If I had a sister, she would be my best friend and the person I want with me at all times. Cheers to the sister connection.
• If there’s one thing I know about you, it’s that you’re an optimist. So let’s get this over with and call each other “sister” again!
• I was thinking that I would like to be your sister, but then I realized that would be weird. She’s the one you want to go out with.
• I’ve always wanted to go on a date with you. So many good things have happened lately it’s been hard for me to breathe.
• I’m sorry I never told you this before, but when you look at me the way you do, I feel like a million bucks.
• There’s no way you can go wrong with the phrase, “I’m not that kind of girl.” You’re so beautiful, I’m jealous of your reflection.
• I’m the only one who can see over my own shoulder, I’m a little bit of self-centered, but I won’t be an asshole about it.
• When I see you, I see a future. Come on, you know I’m a little surprised.
• I’m getting tired of writing the same pick up lines to my sister. What are some good ones for her?
• When it comes to sisterly relations, there’s nothing sweeter than a good pick-up line.
• When a sister says she has a crush on you, it’s not just a compliment. It’s a declaration of war.
• Hey, sister. I’ve been thinking about you all day. I’m sorry if I’m being annoying again but I can’t help it…
• You’re as bossy as a sister gets, so if you’re looking for a way to get me to do something, this is it.
• You’re the kind of sister who makes me want to go out into the world and find something new to discover.
• “Are you my sister? Because I’m your punctuation mark.”
• There’s no such thing as sisterly love, just a strong desire to always be best friends.
• Is there a sister out there who’d like to go down on their knees and thank me for being her older brother?
• If you’re a sister, and if you’ve been to my house… then let me tell you: there’s no better food than what comes from our house.
• Just got a text from my sister and it was the best thing ever.
• “You’re like the sister I never had.” The real reason I miss you more than a pair of lips is that I don’t want to kiss anyone else.
• I’m so in love with you I’d throw a party every time you pee.
• If you’re into spontaneous combustion and the weirdness that comes with it, we’re a pair. You’re a better sister than he is a brother.
• Sister, if you’re reading this then you’ve found my text. If you’re not reading this then send it to me so I can clue the hell out of you.
• My sister is so hot, the sun is jealous. Sister, we’re not talking about your bangs.
• There’s something about seeing your sister walk into a room that says “I’m here, I’m alive.”
• I’m not saying you’re a sister, but I am saying that you are a keeper.
• Hey, little sister, I’ve got a surprise for you. You won’t be able to see it coming.
• What’s the best way to get a girl to go home with you? Your sister’s beauty is so rare that even the stars look like mere specks.
• When I asked her out, she said she liked my eyes. I’ve been hitting on you all night. Now it’s time to call the shots.
• I’ll keep it short and sweet, but when I look at you, I see all the beauty in my life. Hey, what’s up? You want to make out?
• I can’t believe I’m saying this, but you’re one of my favorite people.
• Hey, did you know I am your shadow? How come you’re so good at picking up guys when you spend all your time with your sister?
• Hey sister, let’s go grab coffee, we can catch up on life. Wait… what?
• Hey there sister, it’s me. Not sure if you remember me, but I’m the guy who gave you a ride home from a bar after you got wasted on margaritas and Fiestas.
• You are exactly the type of sister I would have loved to have.
• Sis, I think you’re hot. And beautiful. But it’s your sister so I think you’re really hot and beautiful. In case you were wondering.
• You’re like a sister to me. You’ve always been there for me and I’ll always be here for you.
• Hey sis, you’re on my list. I’m about to check it out. I don’t know why my sister is so damn funny. She must have been a comedian in a past life.
• Can’t wait to see what you’re gonna say next. You’re better than a day in the park, and you’re more beautiful than a million sunsets.
• Tell me, what are the odds that we look so much alike?
• If I was stranded on a desert island and had to pick just one person to be with, you’d be it.
• Hey, I’m your sister. And I’m going to steal your boyfriend. How do I know you’re a sister? Your name is on the tip of my tongue.
• Your sister is a rocket ship, because she’s so quick to shoot off into the universe. So be careful out there, little one. And remember: we’re in this together.
• There’s something about this sister that makes me wanna throw things.
• Always try to find the best pick-up line. I’m so in the mood for a sisterly chat, I’ve even brought my own chair.
• Text me when you get home so I can tell you whether you won or not.
• You’re so handsome that you didn’t even have to shower this morning.
• I’ll be your wingman at the bar tonight, but after that it’s just me and you.
• I’ve been thinking about you all day and nothing is better than the thought of your hands on me.
• You’re the light in my day, the air I breathe and I can’t imagine life without you.
• “I don’t know how you always know what to say, but I love you anyway.”
• I don’t know what it is about you, but I’m definitely into it.
• I’m sorry, I don’t mean to pick on you. I want you to be the size of a whale and still think I am cute.
• If you’re looking for the perfect pick up line, your sister is it.
• I know that you’re my sister and we don’t always see eye-to-eye on things, but when it comes to my love life, you’re the only person I trust.
• Hey, baby sister! Your hotness is breaking all my hearts.
• I’m that annoying sister who always has her hair in your face when you want to talk on the phone.
• Do you have a sister that annoys you? Then use this line to get her attention: “When I was your age, I had to eat my peas one by one.”
• I want to say something about the weather, but I don’t want you to think I’m crazy. So let’s just say… it’s a beautiful day for a sisterly cuddle?
• Trust me, I’m your sister. You know what I like? I like being right and you are wrong. I’m not your sister, but I wish I was.
• So I’m your older sister, what does that make me? Younger.
• When you get home and I’m in the kitchen making dinner, you have to ask yourself this question: is it a) me or b) my sister cooking?
• If you really want to get to me, then you’ll have to pick me up and carry me.
• I don’t know what it is about you, but I just want to grab you and shake you.
• If you’re a sister, then you’ve got it made. Happy Sister’s Day.
• Hey sis, what’s the best way to deal with a bro who’s too busy to call? Call him and let him know you miss him.
• I have a sister. She’s strong and smart, but also hot AF. But she can’t stop stealing my food.
• I have your back sister. Always (because in case you forgot, I’m always here for you.
• Your sister’s like a song that you can’t get out of your head.
• Hey gorgeous, I was just in the neighborhood and thought you would like to know we have a new taco truck.
• When I look at you, I see a sister I never had. Only you can handle the truth of my sister.
• If you ever fall out of a tree, don’t panic. Just look up into the sky and say, “Sister, can you rescue me?”
• You are one coffee, two frappes away from being my type and I wouldn’t say no.
• Sis, you are a life of laughter and joy, but I know that there’s a lot of you in there too.
• You’re the reason I don’t have a beard. Remember when you used to be the funniest person in the room?
• “I don’t want to compete with you, I just want to complement you.”
• Hey baby sister, what’s your sign? Because I’m going to need some serious protection tonight.
• I’m sorry, but I don’t date sisters. I date your mom.
• I can’t believe they said you were hot. I mean, you’re my sister.
• Tell me you’re gonna get my sister the best birthday gift ever.
• If you’re a sister, then I must be your brother!
• I’m more than your sister. I’m your best friend.
• Sister, do you have any idea how much I love you?
• You know what they say, the girl who always has your back is a better sister than you.
• If you’re trying to choose between your sister and me, I’d go for the sister.
• I’m not your sister, but I wish I was. When I was a kid I always had a sister. And when she was a kid, she always had a brother.
• Sis, when you look at me with your big brown eyes and say “I love you” I forget every single reason why it was weird to date a girl in the first place.
• I’m a little concerned you might be running some games on me. Now I know the feeling.
• It’s not the hair or the teeth, it’s the style. When you’re mad at me, let me know. When you’re not, tell me that too.
• Hey sis. I’m still on a mission. Your love is the fuel in my tank, but I’m running low on fuel. How about you buy me some gas?
• It’s official: You are my sister. I love you so much, but I need to take you out for a date.
• Hey sis, I think we should get married and have kids. You know—so this awkward phase of my life will end.
• You’re my sister so I’m gonna be honest: I hate you.
• You’re a sister to me, I’m your brother. You’ve got the spark of life, I’ve got the sparkles in my eyes.
• My sister has a tight rear end and loose tongue. You’re hot and you’re cool. You’re like a fine wine, my sister.
• If I had a sister, she’d be me. You can’t see me, but I am surfing the Internet for your number.
• Somehow, I’m not surprised that my Little Sister has turned into a Big Sister. But I’m thrilled!
• You look so much like my sister I could just pinch you. When I try to pick you up, but I drop dead.
• Your smile is contagious. Don’t let it go to waste. Hey there, hot stuff. What’s your sign? I’m a firecracker and you are my fireworks. Let’s go get lit!
