Creepy Pick up Line
Creepy Pick up Line
• Hey babe, I know it’s really late, but I wanted to ask you if you would like to come over and watch a scary movie with me?
• You’re the most beautiful girl in the room. And you’re mine.
• If you see a guy walking into the sunset, he’s been single for too long.
• “Hey, I think we have a lot in common. You know what that means? We should talk.”
• I’m not sleeping with you – I’m just putting my lips on yours. That smile is so contagious. You must be a drug.
• I like your style. It reminds me of my brother.
• When they give you a moment of silence, it’s because they don’t want to break the spell.
• You’re so far out of my league I have to wear a watch. If you’re reading this, I’ve got some bad news. Can’t wait to see you tomorrow night
• If you’re alive, I guess that’s a good sign. If you’re not, then that must mean you’re dead.
• If she’s not interested in you, at least you got a cool pickup line to use next time.
• I’m looking for my life partner, and I think you might be it. Do you like my girly voice?
• I’m a real ghost. If you see me coming, run like hell. Hey there! Can I buy you a coffee?
• Don’t worry, I’m not a serial killer. I just do a lot of killing with my eyes.
• With a smile, I’ll tell you what I can do for you. Then, if you like what I have to say, we can talk price.
• Hey, let me give you a massage. I’m a professional at it.
• When you see me, you see a man. When I see you, I think of a sandwich. It’s an addiction, a sickness.
• Come closer…I have something to tell you. Don’t let the ‘little things’ get in the way of a great conversation.
• For when you need a pick-me-up… It’s better to be safe than sorry.
• Your eyes are so blue that they’re almost black. Don’t fall for this creepy pickup line.
• “Hey, I don’t know if you’re single or just looking for a friend, but I have a pretty big heart and would like to give it the attention it deserves…creepy pickup lines
• When you’re coming off as a bit too aggressive but you want to make sure that this girl is into you.
• You’re the type of girl I want to, like, call and get to know:)
• Hey girl, if you’re going to be out at night, do it with someone who knows how to party.
• You’re beautiful. You’re unique. And you’re about to get your glowing on for the rest of your life
• Hi, I’m new in town. Do you know where the best ice cream shop is?
• I would take you on a hike, but I don’t know how to use my hands.
• I’ve got a surprise for you. You have the eyes of a bear and the heart of a lioness.
• I’m the guy that uses pick-up lines on Tinder. How about you? I’ll be the first to admit I’m creepy, but you’re sexy.
• You’re a good-looking gal. I’d like to take you for a spin. Hey girl. Make me yours again.
• Ya, you’re someone I could fall in love with. Hey baby, I’ve been following you around all night.
• Hey. I’m a little nervous. It’s been a while since we’ve met. But I just wand to tell you that I really like your hair. Is there anything you want to do?
• When you’re not looking, she’ll be the one who gets away. “Are you a latte or an expresso? Because it’s black and it’s strong.”
• If you like my style, you can have it. Are you a witch? I’ve never met one with curves like yours.
• Don’t be afraid to go out there and explore. You never know who you might meet when you do!
• You’re going to love this so much, you’re going to want me to say it a second time.
• You’re the kind of girl a guy can eat, sleep and breathe. Let me know when you’re ready to make me your girlfriend.
• You’re the kind of girl I’d want to take home to meet my mom.
• I’m gonna be straight up with you. Yes, I’m a little bit creepy. But that’s just me.”I can make you feel like a girl and look like a guy!”
• You’re the one for me like a comfortable t-shirt that’s not too tight or too big. You’re so cute that I could just eat you up.
• She’s not your typical girl. She needs to be kept on a leash. “Hey, if you’re gonna rob me, at least do it while I’m at home.”
• You’re no fun, but I can make you fun. “What sets you apart from all the rest?”You’ll be my new black friend
• Hey, I’m a big boy. So are you. Do you feel that weight?
• You make me feel like dancing in the rain. What do you say?
• The best pick-up lines are the ones that work, no matter what.
• If you’re sexy, smart and funny I’ll love you tomorrow
• You know you’re a good guy when a girl is on her knees asking for your phone number.
• “Do you want to go back to my place and get dirty with me?” You’re hot, and I want to taste you.
• Hey, I’m new in town. Wanna hang out with me?
• I hate to sound like a lunatic, but I’m so attracted to you that it makes me want to scream!
• Hey, don’t you want to go back in time and be single again?
• Look at you. You’re looking good. This city just got a lot more interesting. I can’t wait to take you away from this place.
• I’m just here to make you smile. What’s your favorite smiley emoji? Don’t forget to text me back.
• Tell her she’s one in a million. Have you met my favorite pastime?
• You are the kind of woman I’d love to have at my house.
• You’re the first thing I think about when I wake up, and the last thing on my mind before I go to sleep. Thank you for being such an amazing date night material.
• I’m gonna put my hands on you, and you’re gonna like it.
• Me: I wish my ex would have put more math into our relationship. You: no wonder why you’re single!
• “I’d like to live my life with you in it.” I’ve been thinking about you all day. I’m gonna lick that smile off your face.
• Hello, beautiful. How about we go for a walk? If you’re going to use Instagram, be the kind of person that uses Instagram.
• I’m gonna find you. When you drive a really nice car, and I notice.
• You’re on a mission to make the world a better place. We’re on the same mission!
• Let’s be honest. You know what you want and I can help you get it.
• Let’s not talk about the touchy-feely stuff—we’re here for the creepy.
• I’ve always wanted to be your boyfriend. It’s time to go on a date with me.
• I’m a sucker for a pretty face, but when I see something cool, I gotta have it.
• Tell me what you’re looking for, would you like to meet or catch up?
• The only thing better than a smoking hot woman is two smoking hot women…
• A woman with curves and character is the most beautiful thing in the world.
• You’ve got a lot of swag in that jacket. “That’s a really interesting tattoo, where’d you get it?”
• Just looking at you makes me wanna pre-maturely drop my dinner “I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of my heartbeat.”
• If you’re looking for a one night stand, I’m your girl.
• Hey, baby. You look like a woman I could get stoned with once or twice and never remember.
• “If you don’t want to be alone tonight, come home with me.”
• Why don’t you come to my place and we can talk about your issues? Maybe you should have taken my number, baby.
• You’re a bad girl. Are you trying to get in trouble? It’s a good day to be a dude.
• You’ve got the whole package, baby. I just saw the man of my dreams. He looks like the Barbossa from Pirates of the Caribbean.
• How about we make this a date night? I bet you never thought a conversation with me would end this way.
• You’re my hero. My castle is on fire and I need you to put it out. When the good Lord closes a door, He opens a window.
• If you’re gonna try to pick me up, make sure you’ve got the right number.
• You’re so beautiful. I want to take you back to my place and give you the world’s biggest hug.
• You are the pretty girl I’ve been looking for.
• I want to kiss you. I want to make out with you. I want your tongue on my tongue, your teeth in my neck…
• I’m always up for a good time, but that doesn’t mean I’m always down to hook up.
• If you were a line of beauty products, I’d be your foundation. When you don’t call, I’ll come to you
• I think it’s cute how you’re always trying to get my attention. She’s got a booty like a pitbull, but she looks like she’s been on a gym.
• You make me want to be a better person. You just caught my eye. At least, I think you did.
• Do you like a little danger in your bed? Are you a little bit psychic?
• All you need is love and a pickup line.
• I’m not sure if you’re ready to get laid, but I’d be happy to assist.
• If you liked this post, you should also check out my Tinder bio for a funny one-liner.
• When you’re looking for a friend. A partner in crime. And someone to fight the good fight with.
• Let me be your new addiction. I’m a little bit dangerous, but that’s okay because you’re a little bit mine.
• When you’re ready to make him helpless, just let him know. You’re a match made in heaven.
• I’m sorry, I should have asked your name before I grabbed you. Let’s take a walk on the wild side.
• You’re so far outta my league you’re practically in a different solar system. I’m a hypnotist and I can make you fall asleep in 2 minutes
• I like your lips, but don’t bite them. You look like a creature from the sea.
• Want to know what I do when I’m stumped?
• If you’re going to a bar, always have a friend with you.
• We are capable of using Tinder all by ourselves, sometimes it’s nice to have someone else there to keep us from wandering too far into the “creepy” zone.
• “I’m not the type of girl you can just walk up to and talk to.”You’re not just the girl next door. You’re the girl who could be with me.
• You’re an amazing person, and I want to spend quality time with you. If you’re looking for a date, I think we could be great together.
• You’re not my type, but you’re the one I’m going to go home with. You’re the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen.
• Hey, you’re so hot I can’t even handle it. Don’t you wish someone would tell you that you’re beautiful?
• Hey there, beautiful. How you doin’ tonight? Hey, baby. You’re beautiful but your hair suuuucks!
• I don’t bite, but the thought of you biting me is really making me hungry.
• The only thing bigger than my penis is your heart.
• I’m a little bit lost, but I definitely found you. Your eyes say yes, but your stomach says no.
• Hi there, my name is Creepy and I like to creep on women. Hey, I think you’re pretty. Do you want to go out tonight?
• Hey sweetheart, you’re my kind of girl. Can I buy you a drink? I need to feel your sexy hands on my body—like now.
• I can’t wait to get you in my bed. Be the one who takes someone you’ve just met on a date.
• You’re so beautiful that it hurts me to stare. Men are either drawn to you or they’re not. Either way, you don’t need to change.
• I think we’re here for the same purpose: to find a perfect match.
• Does she have something on her mind? Would you like to know what it is? It’s the thought of you.
• You can’t see me. But I’m there. Do you have any idea how hard it is to look this good?
• I’m like a knife, you can’t stop me. If you’re so smart, why don’t you run the government?
• If you were a tree, I’d be lumber.
• It’s that time of year again—when every girl is secretly looking for a guy to make her jealous by being with another lady. TrueStory
• You’re the kind of girl I’d want to take home to meet my family.
• I’m looking for something that you can’t find easily. What’s your Tinder rating?
• A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous. And you are both.
• “Do you know what I’m doing right now? Taking off my clothes.” You know how to turn a man on (like a light switch).
• I’m not a fan of talking on the phone when I’m with you. But if you keep talking, I may have to change my number.
• You’re like a prom dress, I can’t resist this moment. I’ve always dreamed about being a man, but I don’t know how to do it.
• Lookin’ for my little firecracker. She’s got a lot of sparkle but she’s been hiding lately.
• “Do you have a secret desire to be buried with me?” I’ve been waiting for this moment my entire life.
• I’m easy like peanut butter and I love a good laugh.
• When you’re in a pick-up line, always be direct and blunt. Treat her like she’s looking for a date, not a boyfriend.
• When you’re creepy, but in a good way.
• I know you don’t want to date, but I know you want to date me.
• Hey girl, I’m not sure if you’re single or not, but at least I know I want to find out.
• Hey. I like your eyes, how about we go out sometime? How about a date?
• Hey, it’s me. You know, the thing that you’re looking for but are too scared to go up to?
• How about we go back to your place and get you some more flowers?
• I’m such a bad boy, but I would never do anything to hurt you. You look so cute when you’re mad.
• I’m so into you I can’t even stand it. You’d be a damn idiot if you didn’t stay.
• Hey, did you know that Friday the 13th is my lucky day (just kidding)?
• “Tell me your name. Next time I see you, it will be with the heart that I deserve.”
• A good pick-up line can make or break your chances of getting a date. Try these and see if they work!
• Let’s be honest—I’m not here to make friends. I’m here to get laid.
• If you’re looking for a date, come by tonight. If you don’t have a date, come by as well.
• Are you looking for love? Do you want someone to hold you, like me?
• When you’re this attractive, people will think whatever you say!
• I’m into you, but don’t say that to my girlfriend or boyfriend. “How are you going to spend your weekend?”
• Hey, baby. What did you think about my outfit? It’s like a little bit of me and a whole lot of you. You’re so kind and funny. I like you already.
• The only time I get scared is when I’m talking to someone I like.
• You are a beautiful flower that I need to pick, take me away.
• Hey, haven’t seen you in a while. Find us at the bar and we’ll talk! Call me, I’ll be in your heart. Let’s see what you got.
• Don’t be afraid to take a chance. You never know what will happen. I can’t stop thinking about you. Come on, let’s go out.
• Would you like to go out on a date? I have great taste in movies.
