Fish Pick Up Lines
Fish — the aquatic counterpart to birds and mammals. Fish come in a variety of shapes and sizes, from large whales to tiny minnows. While fish is too broad of a topic for a Wikipedia entry, we can look at the health benefits of eating fish, how pollution affects them, or how some fish species are in danger of going extinct.
Fish Pick Up Lines
• I’m a fish that needs to be picked up. I’m a fish, baby. What’s your number? I’m a fish, you’re what?
• I don’t know about you but I was really hoping for a line like this when my boyfriend and I were fishing one day.
• Hey, I just caught myself looking at your mouth and I’ve never gone fishing before.
• Are you fishing for compliments? We’re all in! I’ll take your fish, in a boat.
• Fish, are you ready for some me time? I’ve got a great big fish to fry.
• What kind of fish are you? I’m so into you that I can’t even keep my eyes off you.
• Hey, you’re the car I was lookin’ for. When you’re a fish, you don’t eat with chopsticks.
• You can’t see me, but I’m right here. And I’m waiting.
• Pick-up lines are never funny, but they’re always good to remember.
• “I’m picking up fish. What are you bringing home?”
• Hey babe, I’m a fish. You know what they say? If you want a fish in the world, let me be your choice
• You’re a fish, I’m a fish… we’re perfect together. Don’t be shy, make a move. The fish says “yes.”
• When a fish is looking at you like that, it’s time to go fishing.
• If you’re not a fish, then what are you? You’re a fish wrap to me.
• Hey, you’re just a fish in my ocean. How about we get together this weekend…
• Hey, I want to get my teeth into you—like a fish.
• Fish don’t know they’re the bad guys. They think they’re going to get away with it.
• When you’re fishing for compliments, but find yourself somewhere else.
• Let’s be honest. We all need a pick-me-up now and then. Here are some fishy ones to inspire you.
• You’re looking at me like you see the future.
• Don’t be afraid to take risks. That’s what makes you great.
• I don’t have time to date, but I do have time to fish. You’re my kind of fish.
• I’m the one who makes your fish taste better.
• You’re my new favorite fish in the sea. I’m a good catch, you know what I mean?
• You’re the kind of girl that breaks my heart, then makes me want to propose
• Hey there, fish. I just noticed you in my tank.
• Steer clear of the shallow end, you may not want to tackle me.
• ‘When you drive through a car wash, I mean you look so clean and shiny. You know when I say that, I really mean it.’
• So fresh and so clean I can smell you from here. I’m making a move on you.
• If you ever happen to be in my neighborhood, let me know. I’d love to show you around. What’s for dinner tonight?
• Don’t be afraid to get fishy with this week’s pick-up lines.
• Add these to your list of most romantic pick-up lines: “I want to cook you dinner.” “I feel like we should get a fish.”
• “Are you picking fish or are you picking me?
• The moment you feel the need to confess your love to a fish, should you be so lucky.
• So there you are, walking along the beach—and I catch sight of you. I immediately think, “Fish.”
• I’m gonna pull a fish out of the ocean, and he’s coming to you.
• I’ve been thinking about you all day. You don’t have to be a fish to have a good time.
• I love fishing because I never know what I’m going to catch.
• What’s your secret to surviving on the water?
• When it comes to your girl, you don’t have to say everything twice.
• Hey there, ocean. You are looking pretty blue right now. But don’t worry, I’m here to make you all better…
• “You look so fresh and beautiful, I’m afraid something will happen if we go on.”
• Fish don’t lie and neither do their pick-up lines.
• I know what you’re thinking—fish don’t get pick-up lines. But mine do, and I’m going to make you fall in love with me!
• I’m not the kind of girl who likes fish, but I love this line.
• You look like a fish, I’m gonna take you home. I’m a fish and I want to fall in love
• I’ve never had a fish for dinner, but I’m about to have one. “How much fish do you think I am?”
• I’ve been fishing since I was a kid. My favorite part is the catch, but there’s nothing better than a fresh catch.
• If you say it, I will believe it. “You’ve got a lot fish in your sea.”
• When you’re feeling down, just imagine the ocean floor. It’s full of fish.
• You’re looking at my fish tank. If you like what you see, don’t hesitate to drop me a line.
• Get a good look at me and you will know exactly what I’m thinking.
• So, I’m thinking you’re trying to tell me something with that line, but I’m not picking up on it. So… silent resonance
• Always the one. Always in. Always the best fish pick-up line ever.
• If you don’t have a fish, make one. If you don’t have a line, I’ll catch you!
• Come on guys, you know who we are. Fish
• I’m a fish. I’m also new here and do not know my way around, but you can be sure that I will find you!
• You’re a fish, I’m the hook. No need to apologize. It’s a fish’s world and we’re just living in it. Nothing is better than a fresh fish!
• I’m a fish; I never go out.
• What’s your favorite fish? I’m catfish. I think I just got my fish on.
• When you’re fishing for compliments, I’m the fish you throw back.
• “I just want to take a moment to say thank you for being so beautiful. You’re face is like the sun, and I can’t stop staring at it.”
• The fish is the most handsome man that ever lived. The fish are always the same, but they never get old.
• Hey there, pick-up line. I see you and your date looking at me like I’m a great catch. Well, here’s the truth…I am!
• On the first date, I noticed you were obsessed with fish. I thought, ‘Well, that makes sense. You taste like fish and you look like a fish’
• Hey, you’re my kind of fish. I like your bulge.
• I fight hard to bring more fish to you, but I’m often told that I’m not getting them.
• Hey, there’s a fish in the car. I’ll take a fish in every direction. Do you want to come over and eat it?
• If you’re looking for love, I’m your man.
• You don’t think about fish when you’re in love. You just know it’s good for you and that’s all that matters.
• You’re my favorite fish in the sea. Be careful what you ask for
• This fish will bite back.
• Thought I’d see you again. I Wish You what I’m talking about. Pick me up, I’m sinking.
• When you’re fishing for a date, sometimes the best pick-up line is to ask a girl what she’s fishing for.
• Hey, do you have a fish? We’re starving, we haven’t had dinner yet.
• Sometimes all a girl needs is a fish
• My love for you is like my favorite fish. It’s always ready to eat!
• Hey, you’re gonna catch some fish with the way you’re looking at me.
• I’m only here to fish, but I’ll be back.
• You should take me fishing. I am good at reeling in the catch.
• When you’re hungry for fish, but you can’t get away from the cat.
• I’m going to go ahead and assume that you’re a fish. Any time you see a fish, get ready for an adventure.
• Fish? I don’t think so! Are you ready for some fishing? So how far do you fish from here?
• What’s your favorite thing about fishing? We’ve got the most beautiful fish in town. fish pickup lines
• You don’t want me to pick you up? That’s okay, I’ll just fish you out.
• Here’s to being lucky enough to catch a fish, and then lucky enough to land a date with someone so incredibly perfect for you.
• You look like a fish, I want to eat you up. If you catch a fish and it doesn’t have a line in its mouth, it’s not mine.
• He’s a fish, that’s my type. If you think my love is fishy, then tell me… where do you want to go?
• If you’re gonna choose fish, why not choose the one that never gives up?
• You’ve got the right idea, but I’m going to have to spend a few extra minutes with my fish.
• If you’re thinking of me, you must be the one I want. Your smile makes me feel like I’m in my element.
• She’s gonna be so happy to see you! You’re the one I want. You’re the only one for me.
• I can’t believe you only swipe left. I’d like to sail a little bit, captain.
• This fish is full of compliments and ready to be picked up.
• We’re not just a fish delivery company, we’re the fish delivery company.
• I’m going to make you my wife, my fish of choice.
• I’m not saying you’re a bad catch, but when I look at you, I don’t see any fish!
• You’re the fish of my dreams. I’m fishing for a date tonight. Will you be my bait?
• The way you throw a line will inspire others to catch theirs.
• When you can’t remember the last time you saw a fish and thought to yourself, “I wonder what that fish is thinking…”
• The fish is in your mouth, so why aren’t you already eating?
• Don’t look back, the fish are swimming right behind you.
• You know what they say—the fish are from the sea, but I’m from the shore.
• A fish can’t help but get wet when you are around. You’re so beautiful, I think I just fell in love with you. Now you’re just being mean.
• Hey there. You don’t mind if I ask you out, do you? I’m a bold and daring fish who likes to mix things up. Do you like mixing things up?
• When your boy catches a fish, he should be rewarded with more than just a dying stare.
• It’s time to play. And it’s time to fish. I’m ready for your fish. I’m a fish. I swim but don’t know how to talk.
• Let’s talk about your fish. It’s big, but it’s not big enough.
• Do you have a fishing pole? If so, we might be able to hook up.
• oh, fish, you’re so smooth. You make my heart go pitterpatter
• You look like a fish head, but I think it’s beautiful. You can’t catch me, but I’m worth the chase.
• Did you get bigger than a fish? If you catch a fish, then what do you think about it?
• Betta fish in a bowl: So much better in the flesh.
• You got a lot of gills, but you don’t need anymore.
• You’re the reason I fall in love. I’ve fallen for you and there is no way out this time.
• You’re a fish, and I’m here to hook you up. You’re my favorite kind of fish. You like the way I move?
• Don’t fish don’t work? If you don’t want me to text, turn off your phone.
• Come fish with me. I’ve never caught anything in my life, but I’m about to change that. This fish is looking for a match.
• We’re not just fish. We’re Cherished. It’s not a fish, it’s a woman.
• If you’re going to catch me, you’re going to need to use the most enticing bait.
• I can’t wait to see what you’ve got hiding under this rock, fish.
• There’s a lot of fish in the sea, but there’s only one you.
• When fishing, you need a good lure. What’s the point of having a boat if you don’t have a fish?
• You look so good, I’m going to have to change my name.
• You’re the first thing I think about when I wake up, and the last thing I think about before I go to sleep.
• You can’t hide your beautiful eyes. If you’re in the mood for a fish, I’m your girl.
• I’ve got a lot of fish to catch, but you’re looking mighty tasty! Catch ya later, with a fish!
• I’m a little fish, get me out of here. You’re the only fish I’ve ever wanted to kiss.
• Your fish is so fresh and so clean, my mouth is watering. If you love fishing, we’re both in.
• I’m tired of you trying to pick me up, I just want to be left alone.
• I’m not fishing for compliments, but you know what I am fishing for? Fish.
• When the fish is too small to notice or care for.A fish doesn’t know it’s alive until you tell it.
• There’s nothing fishy about your flavor
• Hey there fishy, how’s the water?
• If you could change one thing about me, what would it be?
• I’m not a doctor, but I wanna look at your chart.
• You know I’m a sucker for a good fish-pickup line, but you’re so much more than that.
• The best pick-up line for any guy to use when the girl is wearing a fish print top: “Do you have something on your shirt?”
• If you love fish, I’m the girl for you.
• You’ve got the face that makes me fall. You’ve got the body that wraps around my waist. And you’re my salty sweet catch…
• Don’t ever stop asking for what you want. Because fish are a lot easier to catch this time of year!
• There’s nothing better than a fish in your bowl. I hope you’re hungry for more fish.
• Hey girl, I’ve got you covered.
• I’m not gonna lie, I came here to have a good time with you. But if you’re gonna act like that, I might as well go home.
• I catch your eye, but you can’t catch me. You’re the reason I got my license.
• The best way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. I’m not a picky eater, I just eat what I catch.
• It’s not the size of the boat; it’s how you row it.
• I’m here to pick your fish up, so that I can take it out of the water.
• Hey girl, you look like a fish. Are you nearby?
• I’m bad and I know it. But you can’t catch me because I’m a fish
• If you’ve ever wanted to know how I feel about you, fish don’t speak English.
• Did you catch the fish I caught? (Don’t say no… just be honest)
• It’s a fishy world, and I’m the king of it. You’re the reason why I’m brave enough to fish
• When you go fishing with me, I always think of the best lines.
• The fish you speak to is the one that catches all the attention.
• I’ve got a fishing pole, and a boat, and I could throw you off both of them.
• The fish that changed my mind. May I have your number?
• What are you doing? I’m waiting here. You’re looking gorgeous. And I don’t mean your hair. Better late than never.
