Funny Pick Up Lines for Stepbrother
Being a stepbrother is hard because there are people who don’t like you, who simply cannot get over the fact that they’re not related to you by blood. As a result, they treat you differently, sometimes less well — overtly or covertly. Here are some stepbrother Pick Up you can look up to.
Funny Pick Up Lines for Stepbrother
• If you’re lucky enough to have a stepbrother, I feel sorry for the poor guy.
• Stepbro, you seem like a really nice guy. But I think we should just be friends.
• You’re the reason I’ve been single all my life.
• Hey, hot stuff. You’re every guy’s dream girl!
• Hey, bro. Do you know what they say about you? You’re the best guy I know, and the only brother I want to come on tour with me.
• You’re like a brother to me! Except for the kind that everyone wants.
• Let me be the first one to let you know, I’m a big bro and I’m comin’ for ya.
• Hey bro, I’m sorry that I’m practically a foot taller than you and am way stronger than you but I don’t think I’ll try to beat you up.
• I’m a little bit taller and a lot hotter than you. Hey bro. Ready to get down?
• I’ve been trying to get you out of my mind, but all I can think about is that dude from high school who used to live with me.
• I think I need to leave my brother, he’s so annoying.
• Hey bro, I’m a little late for this party but let’s make it worth the wait.
• Hey bro, I’m a little bit stinky but the smell is coming from your closet
• Hi, my name is (insert name here). I am the step brother you never had but always wanted.
• Hey. My name is ____ and I’m a [step] brother from the future. What do you drink?
• I’m sure you’re a great guy, but this is going to be awkward if you’re my step brother.
• Who is more handsome? Me, or my Step Brother?
• Hey step bro, you’re looking hot in that shirt.
• Hey bro, if I were a girl, would you be my step brother?
• Step-brother, you’re the only person on my ‘Gotta Catch ‘Em All’ team. I hope we can be official soon!
• When your step bro keeps texting me on Instagram, I kind of wish I was a cat.
• You’re my favorite step-sister, but I’ll take your brother over you any day.
• Imma be your best friend and ya better take care of me.
• Hey, bro. How ’bout you and I finish the game, hook up in my room, and then take a bath.
• Hey, bro. What’s the deal? I feel like I just met you, but you know my name! I’m your brother’s keeper.
• Hey bro, how do you spell “Sister?” I want to “melt” into your skin. It’s so soft, smooth and inviting.
• I’m your favorite Step-brother, but I don’t want to be yours.
• Hey bro, I’m the stepbrother you never had. If you ever want to talk, just text me.
• Hey bro, I’m not into the whole step-sister-step brother thing. But if you’d like to have a go, I’ll be in the bathroom.
• I’m not your brother, I’m your stepbrother. Does your brother like to dance? Cause I do.
• Hey, bro! I’m a little jealous of how well you maintain your physique. You can’t help but look good in those board shorts.
• I’m the brother you never had, but now you’ll never forget.
• Hey, bro. What are you doing? I’m thinking about getting into the family business. You’re my new favorite human being.
• I know you’re my brother, but can I call you bro? I’m outside your window waiting to give you a big hug. Love is a journey that never ends.
• Don’t worry, I won’t tell your girlfriend about the time you watched me fall asleep.
• You’re like a mirage in the desert—I can’t get enough of you.
• When I caught you staring at my chest, it was like catching a glimpse of heaven.
• I’m your step brother, I’m also an attractive boy, so when you’re feeling lonely, just call my name.
• Hey, I’m your stepbrother. And I have a message for you…
• Hey baby brother, do you like fine women? Because if you do, I’ve got a great friend for you.
• Hey, you remember when we were younger, you used to pretend to be my brother. Now that we’re older, I’m still pretending to be your step brother.
• If your bro’s annoying me and I’m not throwing nuts at him, he’s probably my step brother.
• “Hey, did your dad teach you how to talk to girls?”
• Hey bro, I love you just the way you are…I’m so glad that there’s no gay agenda for straight guys to follow!
• If your brother wants to be more chill, you gotta get him a new brother.
• I’m the bae of your life, you’re my boo. I’m totally not a creep, but I think you’re cute so I’m going to act like one.
• I don’t always want to get married, but when I do – it’s to you.
• Anytime you’re ready to go home, just say: “Can you take me back to my step-mom?”
• Hey! I didn’t even know you had a brother! What’s his name?
• Hey bro! How’s it hanging? I can’t decide if this weather is a sign of spring or a sign of sister-in-law in my life. You’re both.
• Let’s get this party started with some seriously cool pick up lines for Step brothers.
• Tell your step bro to come back where he came from. Hey step bro, have you seen the new catalog?
• You’re my brother, but you could be my step bro. Let’s get out of here as fast as we both can without being judged for our age difference.
• I’ll admit it, I’m your #1 fan. Even though you’ve been a huge pain in my backside, I promise to love you unconditionally forever.
• I don’t want to step on your toes, but I also don’t want any of your business.
• Step aside, bro. I’m the man with the plan. No one can keep you down as long as your brother.
• Excuse me, are you standing in front of my car? I’m sorry. Your pretty much as bad as a cup of coffee—hot, but still bitter.
• Hey bro, you’re the star of my favorite show, “That Guy Who’s Always Stealing The Lettuce From My Salad.”
• I don’t know if you’ve heard this one before, but what we have here is a full-blown case of the willies.
• A stepbrother is a distant relative. Someone who shares the same mother but has different fathers, who is also distant from you because of your father.
• I’m about to pick up my step bro and take him shopping. If you are looking for a great step-brother, I’m the one.
• I’m in the mood to give my step-brother a hug, he looks so sad.
• Stepbrother: you’re the best. I wish someone would have told me that sooner.
• I have to say, your step-brother is better looking than you.
• Hey! What’s your sign? I’m a Gemini and I want to get in your pants
• Hey bro, you got the moves. Let’s make some moves.
• What are you wearing? I’m not afraid to say it: you look amazing.
• You know I have zero chill, but I have so much sass.
• Hey bro, I’m your huckleberry. You’re my bread.
• I’m not your real brother, but I’ll pretend to be if you want.
• I guess you’re the only person who ever has the guts to call me out.
• I don’t want to be your sister’s keeper. I’m your keeper.
• Um, so…Is that the way you greet all your friends? Because I’m very impressed. Is your Step bro hot? Because I am about to be.
• Step Brother, you are so good looking that I’m starting to doubt my own self-worth.
• Hey step bro, what are you doing after school?
• “Nice to meet you. I’m your step brother, but obviously not a weirdo.”
• This is the night for my step brother to see his first movie. Does he have change?
• Let’s be honest, we all know you’re a lot more awesome than that dorky brother of yours.
• Your brother is a man of many talents and I’m the one who can show them off.
• I’m only here to get your hopes up. Let’s be honest, what brother would pass up this opportunity?
• If I had to pick a brother to spend the rest of my life with, it’d be you.
• If you’re the most important person in my life, then I’m the most important person in yours.
• You’re the reason I’m never late for anything. You’re here, so we can get down to business.
• The only thing you’re going to have to worry about is not stepping on it.
• Having a Step Brother is like having a 6-pack of abs, except his abs are only 4 inches wide.
• Hey, bro. Do you want to hang out? I thought it was just me and the other stepbrothers in here.
• Hey big bro. You’re looking fly tonight. What’s your secret?
• Hi… my name is Gavin. I’m your brother’s best friend. He tells me all your secrets and I tell him mine.
• When you find your other half, there’s a moment that happens between you and them… I’m a little bit in love with you. What do I do?
• Hey bro, I’m going to ask you a question and you’re not allowed to say yes or no. What is your favorite color?
• I’ve always had a thing for the stepsister. I don’t want to be your brother anymore, I want to be your father.
• Hey, bro. Have you seen my car keys? It’s been like three months since I lost them.
• Your face is like a car accident, but you’re too beautiful to cover.
• I was hoping for something a little more serious, but I’ll take what I can get.
• This is the first time in my life that I’ve ever been jealous of a girl’s hair.
• I want to be your step brother, but I’ll settle for being just your best friend.
• Hi! I’m your sister’s step brother. You don’t have to do that.
• Hey, bro. You’re looking pretty good these days. Tell me you’re not my stepbrother, because I’m in love all over again.
• What’s the difference between you and a stepbrother? I just realized it’s not a thing.
• I’ll admit— I’ve never met a girl who isn’t into you.
• If you’re a brother, you’re in for the best time of your life. If you’re a sister, I’ll marry you and we’ll have step kids.
• I’m single, you’re not. I’ve always wanted to say that to my brother.
• A brother your age and I will change the way you think about everything.
• Hey bro, since our moms hooked up with each other, we’re the closest of friends. You know what that means? I get to call you bro!
• Let’s not beat around the bush. I really want to spend some time with you.
• I told my girlfriend that I was tired of waiting for you to notice me—so I bought a watch. Hey! You’re probably wondering why I’m calling so late.
• Well, I was driving by and saw your car parked on the street, and I just couldn’t help but make sure you were OK.
• I got a plan for you. A plan that starts with you and ends with me in handcuffs. Hey, bro. I think I’ve been hit with a ‘brother-ray.
• If you’re looking for a one-on-one session with your step bro, I’m good to go!
• It’s like you’re my step brother, but also my best friend and also just my boyfriend.
• Look, I may not be your brother but maybe we’re both step brothers?
• He’s my best friend, he’s my brother, and he’s my stepbrother—but he’s always going to make me sweat.
• “Hey, did you know that stepdads are the most handsome?”
• Hey bro, I’ve been looking for you everywhere. Just make sure you’re ready for me to hit your home run. I’m super fast.
• You’re the polar opposite of my step-father, who would give his left arm for a shot at a latte.
• I think about you all the time which is a nice way of saying I don’t think about you at all.
• You’re the only one who didn’t get a place in my heart. Your sister’s a keeper, but I’m the keeper of your heart.
• If you bring me a pizza, I’ll bring you a slice. I don’t think I’ve ever felt so much connected to someone else as when I’m holding their hand.
• You know you’re the best step brother I ever had. You’re my favorite part of the cake, and I’m your favorite thing in life!
• Your name is Step, baby. What’s your game? #StepBrothers
• I’m your stepbrother, but I sure could give you a some pointers.
• Step bro, I’m about to pull out all the stops to get your attention.
• I’m not in the mood to date, but if I was, you’re my type.
• I’ve been trying to get him to say my name all week.
• Don’t get me wrong, I love ya, but I really hope you’re not my brother.
• Your brother, my brother. You’re like a step in between us, bro.
• You’re in my blood like vanilla extract. I can’t stop tasting you.
• At least I’m not the only one with a weird sense of humor.
• I’m your step brother, but I’m also a motivational speaker and I own a chain of coffee shops. So…you could say I’ve got some experience in being a bad boy!
• I’ll be your step brother, but only if you promise to be my best friend.
• Hey bro, I’ve been looking for you all over this place. What did you do to my step brother?
• You’re not my stepbrother but seeing as you’re a whole lot cooler than me, I’ll take what I can get.
• Hey step bro, I’m going to “pick your pocket” for my first ticket on the train this week.
• I’m a big brother, which means I can be a little scary. But when we’re alone, I’m the cutest—and best—little guy in the world.
• Your my favorite step brother, you always make me laugh and, you know that I love you. Happy Birthday
• This is the best step brother you could ever ask for. I love you, thank you and Happy Birthday.
• Happy birthday, step brother. May your day be full of lively laughter and unforgettable memories.
• Have an awesome birthday step brother! I can’t wait to see what you get up to this year.
• Happy Birthday brother! May your day be filled with laughter, good times and lots of love.
• Dear Step-Brother, Congratulations on graduating from college this year! We cannot wait to see you at our big family reunion next month.
• I’m so excited to share that I’m getting married—to my best friend. I love you, step bro! Happy wedding day!!!
• Happy birthday to my best bro, who takes care of me in so many ways. Here’s to a good time and even better memories.
• Happy Birthday to the greatest bro in the whole world!
• I’m so glad that you’re my brother. I’ll always love you, no matter what happens
• All we want for Christmas is a step brother who’s good at sports and smart.
• When your brother gets you a new Xbox to play with, because he knows you’re a good sport.
• It’s not your fault that I’m so jealous of you. It’s just that I don’t have a sister, so all the things you do for me is extra special.
• Tell him you know he’s been hard at work and don’t think he’s sleeping enough.
• You’re not a brother. You’re just a step away from being the man of my dreams.
• If you’re looking for a new best friend, I’m your guy.
• Nothing like a little brotherly banter to start the day.
• I just purchased this new vacuum cleaner. It’s so powerful it will suck you up by the collar if you come over!
• Brother, I’m not surprised you wear a size 9 shoe. You’re the kind of guy who makes women walk funny and dance like no one’s watching.
• Hey, I’d love to hold your hand but it’s way too cold.
