Funny Pick Up Lines for Aunt
Funny Pick Up Lines for Aunt
• So, you’re my aunt. That makes me the uncle. Can we be best friends?
• Hey! There’s this new thing called Auntie Giggles™ that you should try. It’s so cute I could die.
• Here’s a little something I thought of for when I see Aunt.
• I’m an aunt who steals your nephew’s toys, because she’s the best at playing “Hide and Seek” with them.
• Aunt, you look like the kind of aunt who secretly listens to your nephews’ dirty jokes.
• The only thing better than making your aunt cry is making her smile
• If you don’t hit me with a line like that, you’re not my aunt.
• Auntie, I’m too old for you, but not too old for me.
• Aunt, when I was a kid, you didn’t have to be quiet when I walked into the room. But now that I’m an adult, you’re lucky I don’t wear a uniform.
• You’re a sweetheart, for sure! One day I might let you drive my car.
• I used to have a crush on you. Now I just want to marry you.
• You’re like a box of chocolate and I want to eat you up!
• Be careful what you wish for. You might just get it.
• Hey Aunt, I’ve got you a little something for your birthday.
• Hey, Auntie. I’m gonna ask you something that might seem a little strange… but I’m hoping you’ll understand.
• If you’re my Aunt, I’ll let a few jokes slip. For example: “You look like a ripe pear.”
• If Auntie is going to be here we might as well make her a sandwich.
• Auntie, what’s the best way to improve your looks?
• If you could only have one word to describe Auntie, it would be “funny”.
• Aunt Millie, I love you more than you love my brother.
• The hot aunt I’m going to be makes me feel warm inside.
• You’re so well behaved, I’ve decided to call you my Aunt.
• Here’s something you’re never gonna believe: I love you. No, I mean it.
• Here’s another one: You are beautiful, smart, talented and everything I look for in a woman. And so much more!
• You’re old enough to be my great aunt. I’m too young to be your nephew, so I guess we’re family?
• Aunt: Yo, where’s the party at? Me: I don’t know, but you’re always late.
• “When you’re old enough to drive, I’ll be twenty-seven – not thirty.
• You can’t ignore it. You’re auntier than a puddle of quicksand.
• “Hey, Aunt. Do you have any advice on dating?”
• Hey Auntie, do you have a minute? I just wanted to let you know I’m thinking of you.
• When you’re not around, who do you text? When you are, what do you send? Amazing Auntie
• Hey Aunt Janice, you’re so cute with your little toe peeking out from between your legs!
• Hey, Auntie! You look hot as hell. I’m about to get ready for a night on the town and could use some extra protein.
• What’s a little auntie to do when your niece starts talking about guys?
• Good Aunt are the best. They’re like those people you can do no wrong, with because they always have your back.
• Hey Auntie, I’ve been meaning to ask you something. When are you going to teach me how to make that crazy face?
• Sweet Auntie, tell me something only you could know. What’s the best way to wake up a woman? Check her pulse…
• A girl’s got to feel special to get your auntie’s attention.
• Aunt, you’re the reason I’m not completely broke. I don’t know what to say but thank you!
• I’ll be your wing man any day. Just let me know when it’s your turn to pay the bar tab.
• I like your style and I don’t even know you. I’m your guardian angel, I’m here to save you from the devil.
• I’m your aunt, but I’m not that old. I need to be picked up and dusted off!
• Don’t be afraid to say what’s on your mind. I might not understand a lot, but I’m an Aunt after all!
• You think your aunt’s a cool aunt, but you don’t even know the half of it.
• Auntie, do you have a loose tooth that’s about to get stuck in my cheek?
• My aunt is so old that she used to be an uncle.
• Aunt: What are you doing?! Me: Trying my best to survive this storm.
• When you give me your phone number, I said: “Make it good.”
• What’s your secret? You’re a little bit older than I’d like, but you’ve got the goods.
• I’ve been waiting for you like a laundromat on a Sunday morning.
• Good morning, beautiful…I see you’re from good stock. You make my coffee taste even better.
• So when you put your arms around me, I feel like a teddy bear
• Is this the moment you’ve been waiting for? Did you know that the best pick up lines are the ones that make you think? Just ask your Aunt.
• You’re the aunt who always pops by to visit. My life is better since you moved in!
• Hey Auntie, you look so fly! I’m wondering if you have a spare key to my heart.
• Don’t let Auntie’s age fool you. She’s still got it, and she knows how to use it.
• Aunt is a woman who shows up for your life but doesn’t need to be asked.
• If you’re not my aunt, then get outta here.” It’s a good thing you’re my aunt, because otherwise, I would have broken into your house.
• Aunt is the word that makes you giggle and fall in love at the same time.
• Hey Auntie, where’s the mason jar full of peanut brittle?
• “I’m the Aunt you only see at family reunions, never at Christmas or your birthday.”
• If it weren’t for my Aunt, I’d probably still be living in my parents’ basement.
• Sometimes when you love someone, you have to fight with them. The best part? They love it.
• I keep getting better looking, but that’s because I’m with you.
• Auntie, you’re so beautiful that I can see from here. Where do you want to go for coffee?
• Aunt, I’m not saying this because I have feelings for you. I’m saying it because technically, we’re related and therefore you’re my aunt.
• Auntie, I know you’re married, but I have a feeling you secretly want to be the one who makes my bed in the mornings.
• There’s a fine line between Auntie and a bird, but I’m on the right side of it. It’s your first aunt lunch, so you might as well make it a good one.
• This is my aunt. She’s a little bit late and a lot of fun. I’ll be your auntie, you’ll be my nephew.
• All my nephews come from the same guy: the one who eats all my cookies.
• I thought it’d be the perfect time to make a toast to my favorite aunt.
• Would you like to see my baby’s room? It’s really clean.
• “I asked my aunt, but she looked away.” – A classic one.
• I’ve got a feeling we’re gonna be the best of friends.
• If Auntie’s a little rough around the edges, then it’s okay to say so.
• You’re the kind of aunt who should be in charge, but you’re probably too sweet to even want it.
• To the aunt that looks like an average person, but has the best intentions.
• I’m really not that good looking but I will come to your house and steal all of your boyfriends.
• When you’re not getting any, but the lights are on and your aunt’s there.
• I’m not her nephew. I’m her father—and a bit of a pain in the butt!
• My aunt is so dumb, she didn’t even realize I was talking to her.
• You’re so cute and adorable when you eat a lot of chicken wings.
• Can I borrow $100? I need a toothbrush, toothpaste and an umbrella.
• Just saying “hello” isn’t enough. I need more than that to get your attention.
• You’re so good at convincing people they’re wrong that it’s hard to know what you’d be mad at me for.
• I’m sorry if I’m a little late, I got lost on the way to your house.
• You look like a cactus, but I’m not sure if that’s a good thing or bad thing.
• Tell me, who is the funniest Aunt out there? She’s the aunt who gives you wise advice, but also has the best pick-up lines.
• Hey, Aunt. I don’t know about you, but I need a little spice in my life.
• When you’re looking for a good aunt—and you know where to look.
• Your little cousin is no longer a little cousin. Now she’s an auntie, and she needs to know that you’re ready to have some fun.
• Aunt, I don’t have a girlfriend, but it’s not because I’m ugly. It’s because there are no girls that look good in the morning or at night.
• I think we should get together, because you’re my favorite Auntie.
• Aunt, you’re like the internet, but better and more reliable.
• Auntie, if it’s not one thing, it’s another. Let me help you with that.
• You know who you are, and you know all my favorite things. Good thing, because my aunt is about to be away for work for the next couple days.
• I’m gonna call your Aunt, because she’s in my thoughts. You’re so beautiful, I don’t know how you do it.
• I’m coming over to your house because I miss seeing you. I’m still waiting for you to ask me to the dance.
• Hey, Auntie—you look like you’re about to tackle an awesome challenge. Let me help you figure out how to succeed.
• Aunt, you’re my favorite aunt. I love you. Auntie, you’re my world, my heart and all I think about. I’m in love with your being my aunt.
• Auntie, I love you like a brother.I may be your nephew, but I still know what’s up.
• I’m going to need your help getting my aunt’s car out of the parking lot.
• I’ve never met a woman who said no—but if you do, I’d love to meet you.
• Your taste in men is like the last piece of meat on a table. It’s always there, but I never know what’s going to be waiting.
• I’m a little bit loaded with the love of your life. What’s your superpower? I’m pretty sure I have it too.
• Hey, Aunt. I’m stopping by to give your house a face lift.
• Hey Auntie, what’s the deal with all this “I Love You” stuff?
• When you’re dating a woman for her older relatives.
• When your aunt says she’s “Not sure if this is the kind of conversation I’m looking for, but how about I get you something to drink?” she really means it.
• If Auntie’s like a sandwich, you’re my favorite condiment.
• Just when I thought it was safe to let Uncle/Granny have a little fun again, you show up! Now what am I supposed to do?
• I have a thing for older women, but you’re my first crush.
• When your aunt is on a roll, all you can do is watch and listen as she talks all night.
• Aunt does the legs on a sundae look like I’m about to fall on my face?
• You’re just what my aunt ordered. “Auntie, I’m so sorry I was such a terrible nephew.” I’m not your Auntie. I’m your wife.
• I’ll be there for you, like Aunt Flow’s always there for me.
• You can never go wrong when you say this to someone that you think is attractive: “It’s a bit cold tonight, huh? Should I wrap up your goose?”
• “I do believe in ghosts, apparitions and trances! I believe in you.”
• What’s a brother-in-law to do when his big sister is an Aunt? Let her know she’s his number one Aunt with a funny pick up line that will make her laugh.
• Hey Aunt. I was thinking of you all day, and when I saw your number on my phone I thought it was a mistake.
• Hey Aunt, you look like a smart cookie. Would you like to have coffee with me?
• Hey Auntie, if you could get any job in the world, what would it be?
• Hey aunt, I know you’re old, but you’re hot AF! (I wouldn’t mind if you gave me a kiss)
• I’m not the guy who doesn’t know how to pick up a girl but I do have some bad pickup lines.
• When the aunt you have a crush on asks you if she can call in sick, tell her yes but only if she calls in sick twice
• Hey Aunt, what’s a ‘gravel road to happiness’? A pot of gold on a hill, with a cup of tea.
• If your aunt is hot, it’s because she stayed up all night baking cake.
• Auntie, I haven’t seen you in a while. Where’ve you been hiding?
• Auntie, you have a body that could make a saint believe in the devil.
• You’re like a little light bulb in my head. Always on.
• I’m not a scientist, but I know it’s not the moon you’re afraid of.
• What would you tell your Aunt if she was single?
• I’m your Aunt, and you’re sweet. I like that in a guy.
• When you see her, your first thought is “Hey! Auntie”… Yeah, I know. That’s just how it works.
• Aunt is the one who taught me how to play baseball, paint my face and have fun. So if you see me, tell her thanks. I owe her everything.
• Auntie, you’re like a fine wine. The older you get, the better you are.
• My aunt always tells me “You’re putting on a lot of clothes today, are you going somewhere?” I answer…
• I don’t know how to say this, but I’m totally crushing on your niece!
• Hey old lady, you know me so well that I don’t need to tell you my name is ____.
• I know you hate me and I hate you, but don’t worry I’m here to help.
• I know you’re old, but I’m definitely not taking it personally.
• I don’t understand why you’re wearing sunscreen, it’s going to rain.
• I’m sure you’ve heard it a hundred times. But this time, it’s true!
• Hey Auntie, are you like the perfect aunt or something? I’d love to take care of you and your family.
• Hey aunt, I’m a big fan of your work. Can you help me find something nice to wear for that date you set up for me?
• If you don’t have an Aunt, get one! They’re just as important as your parents, and they deserve some lovin’.
• When it comes to Aunties, there are a lot of them. But if you’re looking for the best Aunt joke ever, I think mine have you covered.
• I would so like to be your Aunt. I promise to be on time for all your parties, clean up after myself, and not leave a mess in the house when I go out.
• I’ve never met an aunt with more passion than you. I just wish the rest of them could see the kind of fire that burns in your belly.
• Hey, Auntie—what’s your secret? I feel like my metabolism just sped up.
• I can’t believe I’ve waited so long to make your aunt my girlfriend.
• The kind of aunt who can make cookies and milk taste better. Auntie is always right.
