Funny Pick Up Lines for Niece
Funny Pick Up Lines for Niece
• You’re the prettiest niece in the world, and I’m just here to make sure you know it.
• Dear niece, I’m not sure if you’ll remember this one day, but I want to thank you for being in my life.
• I’ve grown into a better person and have learned a lot about myself as well. You’re the best,
• Are you my niece? Cause we look so much alike.
• Niece, I think your pic is so cute, I want to give you a big hug.
• Oh, niece. I didn’t know you were a cat.
• I’m your favorite aunt (with an attitude). Perfect for when you want to tell her how much you love her.
• I’m here to help out with your homework. when i was a kid, i wanted to be your dad. now that you’re an adult, i want to be your aunt
• You’re so cute I’m gonna let you borrow my phone. If life were a pick-up line, it’d be you.
• She’s so cute that I think she should be on a poster. I know you’re a bit nerdy for a beauty queen, but I’m sure your smile will light up the stage.
• You’re like my favorite kind of popcorn. You never pop with butter and you always land in my hand.
• Always wished I could be a little more like you. And now I can.
• My niece is so cute and smart, I thought I’d start with a pick-up line…
• “Can I borrow your heart? I’ve got something to ask you.”
• Hey, you’re cute, funny, and you make my nieces giggle like crazy. I’m your biggest fan
• I have a niece who’s the most beautiful creature on earth, I’d like to give her a kiss.
• The best part of being a niece is that you get to be the aunt. Another perk: You get to steal all my great lines.
• A niece is someone who never gets her shoes dirty, and a nephew is someone who gets your shirt dirty.
• I dig you. Your name is cute, your face is cute, and I’m totally digging your personality.
• I’d like to propose a toast to my niece—she’s getting married in two months, and I’m already planning out our wedding gift registry.
• You’re so cute, I could just eat you up! I’ll do anything for a free ticket.
• No matter how many times you ask this question, it’s never enough: What do you want to be when you grow up?
• It’s always a pleasure to spend time with you, but it’s really great to see you again.
• I always knew you’d be the one to knock me off my feet.
• I’m not sure whether I should be worried or delighted.
• I’m a little niece who thinks she’s a lady, but I’m single and looking for love. Hire me!
• A cute niece is like a flower that you can’t help but hug. My niece is so cute, I can’t even.
• Hey girl, I bet your niece’s going to be in the top 5 at graduation.
• Saying hi to my niece for the first time. She’s so cute!
• A niece is the best present you can give yourself.
• I have a niece named Mia. I wonder if you have a Mia?
• You’re the kind of girl who’s got me filling out a grandmother card for your birthday next year.
• Hey, I think you’re beautiful. Do you want to go out somewhere?
• You’re a cutie pie, I just can’t take my eyes off of ya.
• You know how to make a man feel like a million bucks.
• You’re the reason I stay up late thinking of puns.
• I was hoping for a smile, but I got more than I expected.
• If you catch a fly with honey, is it a fly or bait?
• Every niece needs a cute pick up line. And every aunt deserves this one.
• Every niece deserves a special birthday card. Yours is here, in the form of these pick up lines that will make you laugh out loud and get every girl’s attention.
• A niece is a girl we love to spoil, so send this and let us know if you have any questions!
• You’re getting so polished, we can’t even keep up with you. #niece
• “Is that a new hat?” “Nooooo… its Niece.”
• Hey there! I’m guessing you’re my nieces’ new best friend.
• I’d like to make a request: I’d like to borrow your niece.
• How cute are you? I’m gonna use your face as a bookmark!
• I’ve been looking for you all over town. I’m telling my friends how you’re the best girlfriend ever.
• Can’t get you off my mind. When I was younger, that was all I wanted—a chance to be with you. Now that I’m older, it’s all I need.
• She’s the real bro, so when you’re with her try to talk like one.
• Your smile is the prettiest thing that’s ever been on my face.
• Hey, do you wanna grow up to be… a millionaire? So you’re the reason I’m not a nerd.
• Hey, can I borrow your glasses? I want to see your eyes, but it’s like looking into a mirror.
• Hey, niece! You’re so funny I’m going to call you my sidekick.
• Wanna be my niece, huh? I’ll make you rich and famous!
• I’ve never had the chance to meet a niece before, but I already love her.
• I’m not sure if you’re a niece or something else, but if I have to guess I’ll say it’s the latter.
• Hey there girl, you look like a niece to me. I can’t take my eyes off of you.
• Like a niece. She’s always late, but never in a bad mood.
• Hey, sweetheart, you’re the sunshine in my day. How about we go on a date and make each other smile?
• Come home for the holidays, I’ve got something sweet for you.
• She’s the older, more experienced version of you. And you’d be a fool to mess with that.
• Hey there cutie, what’s on your mind?
• Hey, girl. You are on fire! Hey, I noticed you’re wearing pants. Are you hiding a treasure map?
• I’ll tell you something and you can’t say anything. I don’t know how you do it, but you’ve made a big man out of me.
• To the cutest niece in the world: I love your smile, your laugh and everything else about you.
• If you’re in a relationship with my niece, I’m glad you’re not my son.
• Niece! You’re a diamond in the rough. I have a niece who is the most beautiful person I have ever known, with the most interesting life. .
• Hey little girl, do you have a crush on Uncle? I’m gonna go ahead and say that I just won your niece’s heart.
• She’s the most beautiful thing on earth, but you’re her uncle.
• When you’re a child, you learn to be happy in small ways. It’s up to you as an adult to keep those little smiles alive and make them big ones.
• May I lick your ear? It’s a sign of affection and love.
• You’ve got a pair of big blue eyes like the ocean, but they make me feel like I’m home at the beach.
• If a trip to the zoo is what you’re into, this fall’s got it all. I’m gonna need a bigger pocket. Nee, don’t be like that. I was just making polite small talk.
• When you can throw a mean punch, you’re ready for anything.
• Hey, nieces and nephews—keep the love flowing this season! Here’s a funny pick up line for niece to make her laugh:
• Hey, you’re the cutest niece ever. We could totally date if you wanted.
• Hey, little niece. Wanna come play with me? I’ll give you a real big hug.
• What’s the best thing about being a niece? You get to make all the rules.
• I have a niece who is one of the most beautiful things on this planet, but she’s also very tough to buy gifts for. What do you get your niece for her birthday?
• I want to be the one who comes home and tells you that you’re more than just a niece.
• If a little girl looks at you and says, ‘Yum! I wanna grow up to be just like you!’ then you know she loves you—and it’s time to go on a date.
• Hey, wanna be my nieces? Just kidding—but how about we be besties?
• Hey, you are a beautiful and clever girl. I don’t know if you have ever heard this one before, but my sister told me this guy said “I think that you are a very smart girl,.”
• What’s the deal with you and your uncle? He’s looking at you funny.
• Your face looks like it’s about to say goodnight, but not before I give you a kiss on the cheek.
• “You’re like a beautiful flower that grew in the mud. Can I get a little skin on my bones?
• You know what’s cool? It’s the only thing I can do to get your attention.”
• When you’re as cute as a niece, I feel like I’m in an episode of Will & Grace.
• Niece, you’re a little ray of sunshine. I hope you never grow up because as long as you’re there, I’ll always be happy.
• Niece, you’re like an _____. Short, sweet, and to the point.
• Your aunt is adorable and your niece is a sweetheart.
• I told my niece that if I saw her at the mall, I’d buy her a new toothbrush. Now she’s coming to visit me from college!
• I know you are trying to steal my niece. I’ve waited years for you to grow up and now that you are, I want to be a part of your life.
• Hey there little sister, what’s the size of your heart? Don’t worry, I’m not in high school anymore. I won’t tell your dad if you don’t!
• Hey, is this the future? Cause you’re looking good. Hey girl, you got something on your face.
• It’s not what you know, it’s who you know. “I know what you’re drinking. It’s not beer, it’s better.”
• The only thing I love more than my niece is that she loves me back.
• Niece, if you were a triangle, I would be all three of you.
• i’m the niece who thinks she’s fat, and needs a snack.
• When you’re annoying me and my nephew by asking if we’re related: “Niece of mine, I just need to make sure.”
• I’m not your nephew, I’m your niece. C’mon, mom. Let’s go get our niece an outfit for back-to-school.
• So, are you single? Because if you’re not, I’m going to have to have your number.
• Can’t even imagine what your life will be like when you’re a teenager. I can’t wait to see how you change then.
• I’m going to get you a flower bouquet, and then I’m going to pick up your sister.
• You’re such a good kisser I’m surprised you’re not a model.
• I know the perfect birthday gift for you. But I have to think about it. I hope you have a good time at the movies.
• I’m totally in awe of you, darlin’. I never know what to say or do when I see you. You’re always so busy and beautiful, but somehow you find time for me.
• I’ve always wanted to be a part of your journey. When you hug me, I feel like a little kid again.
• When you hold my hand it feels like holding a porcupine’s quill. But when you smile at me, I know that all the world is right again…
• I’m not sure if you are a niece or a niece, but either way I want to give you a hug.
• Birthday girl? You’re not just my favorite niece, you’re also my favorite sister. Happy birthday!
• I love you more than I hate my niece’s baby photos.
• Hey girl, I’ve got everything you need to make your life better. From socks to coffee, what more could a girl want? I can help you find the perfect gift.
• I told my niece that we’re going to build a treehouse in our backyard, and she said, “Sure. Why not?”
• Hey, little girl! Let’s hang out. Maybe you can teach me what a fawn looks like?
• Hey girl, I just wanna hang out with you. See ya later!
• Hey girl. You’re pretty, smart, and a joy to be around. But don’t forget to smile when you walk in the room so I can see it on your face.
• I hope you can get some sleep tonight. Because when your uncle talks to you, it’s lights out.
• I can’t wait to marry you because your face is the cutest ever. You’re a smart, beautiful girl. I bet you could run the world.
• It’s like a family reunion every time I look at you. It’s great!
• Do you have any plans for the holidays? Because I’m going to need a little help in my stocking.
• What’s the speed limit on your smile? I love the way you walk, it’s like a mermaid on land but instead of legs, you have arms!
• niece – how to pick up a girl? pick up your niece.
• Hey there, my cute little niece! I’ve been waiting for you to grow up so I can date you.
• Tell your niece she’s going to have a great time with her new Nana and that she’s going to love it, because you’re both total hotties.
• Hey there, little niece. Hope you’re having a whale of a time at that birthday bash with your aunt.
• You’re my favorite niece. You’re always there when I need you, but you don’t pester me too much. I only like one niece, but she’s the cutest.
• Hey, sweetheart. I love everything about you from your smile to your personality. Hope you feel the same way about me.
• I’m your best friend’s uncle, and I know all your secrets.
• If it’s not your birthday, you can still be a brat. Just put on that sweet face and act like it’s your special day.
• You’re the sunshine in my life. The reason I smile, the wind beneath my wings, and the best thing that ever happened to me.
• I know someone who’s in your wedding. Hey, you’re cute enough to eat.
• When I saw your face, I smiled because I knew it was you. And now that I got you in my arms, a smile that’s sweeter than honey is on my lips.
• It’s not what you know but who you know that counts.
• You’re a sweet, funny and great niece. Who knew?
• Hey, Niece! How’s it hanging? You look like you’re holding up ok.
• What’s better than a niece? A really cute niece.
• How is it that you’re so cute and I’m not related to you? Your uncle’s in Love with You!
• Hey, I’ve got the perfect thing for you to make you smile—and it’s not even a pick-up line.
• Auntie, you’re what my girlfriends call a “textbook” girl.
• Go ahead and call me a crazy aunt. I’m sure you will have fun doing it.
• “Hey cutie, you can borrow my car if you want.”
• I never said I was good with kids, but I’m apparently pretty good with you.
• Hey baby, I think we’ve got a problem. It’s you and me—I mean it!
• So, I see you’ve been to the salon. Is that a new haircut? Because there’s no way I could have told.
• I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I’m with you. Your beauty is like a diamond in the rough.
• You are like a big, beautiful candle: bright and warm.
• Hey niece, what are you waiting for? You’ve got the world at your feet. Act now to make it count.
• The most beautiful niece in the world. Hey, niece. Got a minute? I’ve got a secret to tell you. “Watch out, I’m a niece you can’t handle.”
• I’m your favorite aunt and, it seems, your favorite sibling. I’m glad you decided to come visit.
