Funny Pickup Lines for Old Friends
Funny Pickup Lines for Old Friends
• Hey old friend! I haven’t seen you in so long. How have you been?
• I was wondering when you were coming back to town. Old Friends
• Old friends are the best kind of friends, I’ve never bored you and you’ve never bored me.
• Old friends, the only ones who really understand the trials and tribulations of growing up are the ones you can’t remember.
• A word to the wise: never let an old friend drive drunk.
• What’s your best pickup line? I’m the kind of gal who can’t go to a restaurant without ordering extra bread.
• When you meet someone new and want to pick up the conversation, what’s your best line?
• Hey, friend. I’ve missed you. Let’s go out again sometime!
• I don’t care how old you are, but I’m shocked to see you still have the same phone.
• I guess you’ve gone gray while I’ve gone blonde. We were always looking better together, right?
• Hey, I was thinking of you the other day. What are you doing tonight?
• Hey, remember that time you accidentally painted my house? Hope that was fun.
• I’ve been meaning to catch up with you. Let’s do this. Do I need to be asking you this?
• Hey! It’s been a while. I’m glad you got your hands on that. Hey old friend, it’s me. I’m not dead, but if you want to be, we’re both free at 4pm today.
• If you don’t have time for friends, then at least have some time for old ones.
• My old pal! What happened to you? You used to be so funny.
• You’re the best friend a girl could ask for. And you always know what to say to make me laugh and feel better about life. You’re the best, I love you.
• Hi, it’s me! The old you! Hope you remember this address. You’re looking even better than you did in high school.
• You’ve got the greatest legs I’ve ever seen… and I’m going to miss them.
• Hey! It’s been way too long since we’ve seen each other. Miss you, pal. I know you’re a friend of mine, but I’m also a friend of yours.
• Hey! Who trusts their friends with their life? You’re always on my mind. (even when I’m not thinking of you).
• Hey, you’ve only got one chance to make a first impression. Remember a time when we used to be cool?
• Hey, you’re looking better than ever. Did you lose weight?
• When you see an old friend, remember: they’re still the same. They just look different!
• You’ve been my bestie for years. You were there for me when I needed you, and I’ll be there for you now when you need me.
• I used to be your boyfriend but now we’re both married.
• Hey, it’s been a while since we met. Remember me? I’m the guy who used to try to kiss you at parties.
• I’ve been your friend for a long time and I just wanted to let you know that you inspire me.
• Hey there. It’s been years since we’ve seen each other. How about dinner to catch up?
• Hey, did you know that I was your first kiss? I promise you’re my last. I’ve been waiting for a grand old man like you to come along.
• Hey, remember when we used to go clubbing? We should totally get together sometime.
• I don’t know if you remember me, but I worked with you at that place. Hey, I didn’t know you were coming over. You look good!
• You forgot to turn the oven off, but you still smell nice. What’s your secret? You’re far from being old, you are eternal.
• Hey there old friend. Remember when you used to hang out with me on Friday nights? Now that we’re older, I’m thinking about asking you out.
• Hey there, old friend. I’ve got a new number, but you’re still my favorite.
• Hey, old friend. How ya doin’? You look good and you sound even better.
• Hey, old friend! Do you remember that time we used to hang out all the time?
• I’ve got this list of pickup lines for people you don’t want to do. Relationship goals though, I told ya!
• We’re all getting older, so why not grab a drink and get to know each other again like old times?
• Old friends are like old shoes; they don’t fit anymore, but you still have them.
• Hey old friend. Hope you’re having a better day than the last time we saw each other.
• When your friend stops being your friend when they grow up.
• I’ve been friends with you since I was in diapers and I’m ready for our next adventure.
• I haven’t seen you in, like, 20 years. How are ya?
• When I was in high school, I could get away with murder. Now that I’m one of the adults, you’re gonna have to do it the hard way.
• I’ve been thinking about you a lot. You still have that nice smell. You must shower regularly!
• Hey old friend, it’s good to see you again. I haven’t seen you in years, and I think I look like a better version of who you used to date.
• Hey, old friend. It’s been a long time since we hung out. How are you doing?
• When you’re old, I’m told you can tell if someone is lying by the rigidity of their face.
• Hey, you look fresh as hell. Is this a hipster bar? If you’re still single, this is your lucky day.
• Hey, buddy. I haven’t seen you in years, but your face looks exactly the same.
• I’m calling you out of the blue because I realized that we’ve been friends for such a long time and I thought it would be fun to catch up.
• Hey, uh… I was wondering if you’d like to grab another drink with me sometime—I’ve been thinking about you a lot.
• Girlfriend, where have you been? I’ve been missing you. I remember when we used to be so good together!
• You’re the reason I left my friends and family behind. I feel like I’m throwing a 70s party, with you in the center of the dancefloor.
• How’s your day going? I’ve been having the same one for 30 years. It’s been way too long since I saw your face.
• You are my favorite old friend, or at least the best one I’ve got.
• I’m so glad we’re old friends. You remember how to roll with the punches and make me laugh like nobody’s watching.
• Hey, old friend. I haven’t seen you in a while and I feel like we should catch up. What’s been going on?
• Hey, old friend. Long time no see. Hey, old friend. I’m glad we’ve got a chance to catch up today.
• Hey, you’re still a babe and I’m still a guy. But I very much remember those days when we used to be in high school, hanging out at the mall.
• Hey, you know how we were always best friends? Well I’ve been thinking and think it’s time to make that official.
• The things we do for friends. You haven’t aged a day since we were in college.
• You don’t see me out at parties because I’m too busy avoiding you.
• Hey, you’re back! It’s been a while since we’ve seen each other. Are you still single?
• I’m sorry, honey. But I got the wrong number. It’s not the years that count. It’s the miles.
• The only difference between me and you is that I got to go first.
• When you’re an old friend, it’s always a pleasure to take a moment to reconnect with you.
• “Hey old friend. You still looking for a date?”
• Hey old friend. I haven’t seen you in a while, but you seem better than ever. How are things with you?
• Your best friend is an old person who you haven’t seen in a while.
• You know you’re old when you’ve been married to the same person for 25 years and still make them laugh.
• Hey, what’s up? How is your weekend looking? I’m having a hard time focusing on anything other than how cute you look right now.
• I miss the days when you used to call me a “nice guy”.
• Hey, remember when you used to call me for advice? I ran into you in the grocery store and I don’t know why but it freaked me out.
• Hey, did you hear about the latest technology? It’s called iPhones and it only works with selfies.
• I may be older, but I’m wiser than you think. Hey! What’s up? How have you been? I’ve missed you!
• I know what you’re about to say because I’ve been there too.
• Hey, old friend. I see you’ve been hanging out with the same bottle of wine ever since we were 20. Are you sad that I turned into such a strange human being?
• We’ve all been there. That awkward moment when you have to use your old friend’s phone number to call them.
• When you ask me out, I’m thinking: “That’s so the ’90s.”
• Hey! What’s up? How’s your day going? I was just looking at your Instagram account and saw that you’re on a date tonight.
• Hope it goes well. If you could take a selfie right now using your phone, would you? If so, send it to me so I know you made it home safe.
• I knew you when you were a little bit of a dorky kid. You were part of my life for so long, I can’t believe you’re actually here.
• It’s been a long time since we’ve seen each other, but I guess it’s good to be friends.
• You know how to make a girl feel like a million bucks. And you have no idea how much I miss that feeling.
• It’s not you, it’s me. You’re just not what I’m looking for.
• I’ve been thinking about you. You should know: You’re the only person that can make me feel this displaced.
• Life is too short to be friends with people who aren’t good for your health. It’s been a long time, but I never had to laugh so hard!
• If you were an animal, what would you be? I think we have some unfinished business. Do you?
• Hey, old friend. Glad your life is going well. Tell me what’s new in the world of you!
• Hey, old friend. You’re looking great!
• “Hey, what’s up? I just wanted to say thanks for being the best friend a girl could ever have.
• You’re the most fun, funniest and coolest person I know. Thanks for everything over the years!”
• I was going to say, “Hey, remember when you used to talk about that guy with the…” but then I realized it was YOU.
• Come on, you know it’s true. I always wanted to be your first kiss.
• If there’s one person you always wished you were, it’s me. Hey, how’s it going? You haven’t changed a bit!
• Hey, it’s been a while, but I thought we should get together. Hey, it’s been a minute… but I haven’t forgotten you!
• You’re always great to be around. And even better to be back. I know you’re busy, but I’d still like to borrow your comb.
• It must’ve been a long time coming. “Hey, my old college roommate. Thought I’d check in and see if you’re still single?”
• To my old friend: You’re the only one I can’t wait to see this weekend.
• Do you know that friend in your life who keeps giving you unsolicited advice? Tell them to stop it.
• How did we become best friends? I can’t remember. I think it was the first time we had sex, though…
• Why you gotta be so old school? I don’t know who you are, but it looks like someone I used to know.
• You mean so much to me, I’ve thought about you every day for 20 years and today for the first time I called you.
• Hey, I know this is kind of a weird thing to ask but… would you bring me home someone who doesn’t have a car?
• You might have changed, but I haven’t. We’ve still got that spark.
• I didn’t know you were in town until I saw your face in the mirror. I have a feeling we’re going to be friends for life.
• I’ve been looking for you since the dawn of time & I’m wondering what you’re doing behind my back
• How many times have we called each other for the same reason? Looking for a good time? I thought you’d never ask.
• You’re looking better than a row of rhododendrons on a sunny day.
• Old friends never grow up, they just sort of slow down and get a little weathered.
• There’s no better time than now to bring back old friends. Hello old friend, I’ve been thinking about you.
• I miss an old friend. Can we get together? I haven’t seen you in decades, but you’re still hot.
• Forget the age gap ― we’re way more than just a few decades apart. Remember the good old days when you used to be funny?
• Still, the best, even though you’re getting older and I am too.
• I’ve realized that all my friends are growing older, but you’re still the same.
• Hey, I’m calling to say. Hello? I just wanted to catch you up on everything that happened over the last seven years.
• Hey, my first love was a burger. What’s yours? I haven’t seen you in years, but it doesn’t look like you’ve aged a bit.
• I thought we’d lost contact, but I see you’re still alive. Hope it’s not because of my new phone number.
• I’ve been waiting for you to come back. Hey, old friend. I never forget a face, but it’s been years since we hung out. What can I do to make you feel young again?
• Hey old friend, I thought about you yesterday and had a feeling you were going to be at the bar this morning. What are you doing here?
• You are an old friend from my past, whom I never forgot. Thank you for keeping in touch, and I hope this is not the last time we see each other.
• Hey, old friend. I didn’t recognize you without your beard.
• Old friends are like old wine — they get more mellow with age.
• You’re older than me, but I’m wiser. When your friend asks you what’s up, and you say “nothing.”
• They say you look like a woman my mother would have approved of.
• Memories don’t fade, they’re just being held in somebody’s pocket.
• Hey, it’s me. How ya been? I’ve missed you like crazy.
• Hey girl! It seems like we haven’t seen each other in forever. I missed you so much my face has been dropping more than a bucket of rain at the beach.
• Hey, it’s me. You look good. How about getting a drink sometime?
• I loved the way you looked like you were about to change the channel. Meet me for a beer, we’ve got some catching up to do
• You’re the only person I know who can beat me in a game of cards.
• Hey, old friend. I’m in the market for a new pickup line. Any ideas?
• Hey, old friend! I knew you when you were just a pup. Hey, old friend. I haven’t seen you in years. How are you doing?
• Old friends are the best kind, because you know what’s real when it comes to them
• Old friends, new friends. We’re all just trying to figure out how to make friends these days.
• If you’re looking for a foolproof pickup line, I’m your girl.
• Hey, remember that time we broke up and got back together? I think about you all the time.
• A few good friends and a bottle of wine is all it takes to get me back in the game.
• I’m sorry ’bout our bad breakup. But the good news is: I got to know a better version of you.
• “Hey, I haven’t seen you since I was a little boy. Were you always this tall?”
• I miss your smile, your laughter and everything in between. I can’t wait to share it all again!
• I know you’ve been through a lot, but I’m here to remind you that life is still worth living.
• You’re like the peanut butter and jelly of my life. How was your summer? Me, I went through a transformation.
• You know what they say about the best things in life? They’re free.
