Funny Pick Up Lines for Brother
Funny Pick Up Lines for Brother
• You’re a brother to me. You’ll always be my favorite! Don’t be surprised that your brother’s the one who calls back.
• I’m not your brother, I’m a new flavor of ice cream and you can have the other guy.
• You may not be my brother but you are my favorite person. You can’t stop me. I’m going to marry your sister.
• You’re my super hero, how does your powers work? You catch me before I fall off chairs, you make me dance when I don’t wanna.
• If you could see the girls I pick up, you’d be scared. I get nervous around you. You always know what to say to make me feel better.
• You’re my lifeguard, I just hope I don’t drown in your arms.
• Hey bro, saying hi to you would be a pleasure! But I’m afraid I have some disappointing news.
• When I told you I was coming home, you were so excited. When I got here, you were disappointed
• I’m not going to ask, but I know you will… Can I borrow that jacket?
• You’ve got the “go” in you, but you’ve got to have a little “sense” too.
• I know you’re probably busy studying, but I was hoping you could help me cross out this bad boy.
• You’re the best brother a girl could ask for. I love you so much!
• Don’t be scared to ask your brother out, he might say yes!
• You’re my brother, but you’d still look good in a pair of jeans. No matter how long it takes, I’m always gonna love you. brothers forever.
• You’re my brother, but I like you. It’s good to have a brother like you…you know, someone to stand up to.
• Hi. I’m your brother. You’re my sister. But I’m not going to tell on you.
• I love my brother more than life itself. But I am not at all concerned about his safety.
• I call dibs on being your go-to brother until you settle down. Hey bro, I was wondering if you’ve ever seen me get naked?
• Bro, you’re all I’ve got left of my family. How about a beer? “I feel like we’re brothers. What do you think?”
• Hey, bro. Good to see you’re finally moving out of the nest.
• I thought about doing the “4” for my brother’s birthday but I didn’t want to be too obvious. So, I went with a “50” instead.
• I can’t stop thinking about what you do, but I don’t want to stop doing it.
• Hey bro, do you have any good pick up lines? Because I need to use mine.
• Hey bro, we all know you’re the smartest one in the family. But you know what else is pretty smart? Your pick up lines.
• I’m not talking about the kind of brother who calls you his best friend, or even someone who’ll go to walmart with you.
• I’m talking about the brother who will throw a baseball through your window.
• I’m not sure if you’re a brother or a sister, but either way I told you to back off.
• My brother is just as handsome and successful as his dad was. But he’s better looking, smarter, and more generous.
• A little brotherly advice from a little bro to his big bro: Always know your worth, always be true to yourself and don’t forget—keep it tight.
• Your brother is the only one who can make me nervous, but he also makes me so happy. love you bro!
• Never send a girl flowers, she will only think you’re trying to pick her up.
• Don’t let me down, bro. I’m counting on you to be my wing man.
• Dear Brother, You might be my dad, but at least you’re not a traitor. I’m going to go ahead and put my money where your mouth is.
• I’m about to go on a trip down memory lane and I need your help.
• Here’s your chance to make a great first impression with your brother: let him know you love him, but you’re not buying his bullshit.
• Your brother is the perfect guy. He’s a keeper! Can I borrow your brother for the weekend? We’re in need of a little sibling bonding.
• When you’re trying to tell your brother about that girl he is crazy about, but it comes out sounding like “your brother is a lazy bum.”
• I’ll be your brother for the weekend, but don’t call me on Sunday.
• The only way to make my brother cry is to tell him he’s adopted.
• Hey bro! Better watch out, because I’m a sister that’s coming through.
• I’ve seen you through the years. Through thick and thin, good times and bad. And as I look back on all of this time together, I think of you more like a brother than a friend.
• I know what you’re thinking about right now, but instead of going there let me tell you a story.
• How many times do you need to tell me that I’m the best? Because I’ve heard it a million times already.
• You’re the man of my dreams and when I look in the mirror, I see an angel
• When he gets home, we’ll be eating steak and I’ll want to know why.
• If you’re trying to pick up a brother, here’s my one golden rule: Always say “hey bro” before you start talking.
• The best thing about having a brother is that you get to annoy him everyday.
• I love my brother more than anything in this world except maybe you.
• Don’t worry, bro. Your sister is fine. She just got a flat tire, and I’m the knight in shining armor who came to save her day!
• But you’re my favorite brother, and I’m gonna leave it at that.
• Brothers are like tattoos. They never get old, but they’re invisible until you realize they’re there.
• You are so smart and talented, that I’m surprised you didn’t become a rock star.
• So what’s your sign? You’re not a Sagittarius, but you’re definitely a firecracker.
• When you get home, I’ll be waiting with a piece of toast and a glass of milk.
• If you are my brother, we can call each other brothers. If you aren’t my brother, I hope that these pick up lines will help us playfully avoid falling out of love with each other.
• I love my brother. He’s the best choice of beer. You can also use this pick up line for a significant other because it implies that you appreciate their contribution to your life.
• When you’re bro, we call it brotherly love. When she’s your sis, we call it creepy.
• Meet the brother who is obsessed with his sisters. Want to get your bros back? Tell them this.
• What do you call a brother who has been through the trenches? A vet. My brother gave me the best gift ever. He married my sister.
• I’m not your real brother, but I used to be really handsome. Hey bro, how you doin’? You look like you just crawled outta bed and into a tux.
• Hey bro, you know that thing where you’re the smartest person in the room and everyone else just WANTS to listen? Well here’s your chance.
• You’re a lot like me, except I’m taller and better looking.
• You’re so hot, you can use a direct line to the sun to melt all the ice on earth.
• Your style is like a box of matches, it’s always lit.
• I’m the only person in the entire universe who doesn’t know what you’re talking about.
• I don’t know about you, but I think my brother is hot.
• Hey brother, when you’re older and I’ll have dad hair and mom boobs, will you be my first sweetheart?
• Hey brother, if you think I’m the funniest guy in the world, I wouldn’t mind marrying you.
• When your brother’s just not feeling it, don’t give up on him.
• I’m the brother you always wanted, but never had. (“I’m your everything!”)
• Everything’s bigger in Texas and my brother is definitely bigger than most things.
• Hey brother, did you know that if we take a selfie together it would be the world’s largest photo?
• Hey bro, I know you’re a big dude but can you pick me up tomorrow?
• Don’t be afraid to ask for brotherly advice—you might be surprised by what I have to say.
• You’re so good with the ladies, I didn’t know what I wanted until you came along.
• I know you’re bigger than me, but I’m more handsome. I’m using this moment to thank you for being my bro.
• Guys, don’t be afraid to use a pick up line. It’s not supposed to sound cheesy or awkward. They are supposed to be funny, sweet, and romantic—just like you!
• Have you seen me? I’m the brother who has everything.
• I’m thinking of a way to come up with one of the best lines for my brother’s birthday. What do you think?
• Your brother’s always a bridesmaid. That’s because your sister’s never a bride.
• It’s not just my brothers, it’s all the brothers.Best bro ever. I’m always here for you, Eric.
• I’ve decided to stop trying to pursue my dreams, just be happy being miserable. I’m gonna have a little brother named Andrew
• I don’t need a woman. You’ve already got my heart.
• My brother is such a good listener, he hears everything but doesn’t say anything.
• Hey bro, my advice: If people are going to judge you, walk away. But if they want to be your friend, then make them feel like a bad ass.
• You’re so much smarter than your friends, you make me want to do stupid things.
• If a woman had a dollar for every time she thought of you. she’d be rich enough to buy her own planet.
• I’m not gonna lie to you—I’ve been waiting for you to say that all day. “What’s the goal here?” I don’t know. I just wanted to do this.
• You’re the only brother I could ever love. I’m not your little brother—I’m your bigger-than-life, unstoppable, tireless sidekick.
• I am your brother’s keeper… it’s only right that I should be his fluffer. You’re not my brother, you’re my alibi.
• Hey bro! I came with a bottle of whiskey and a large group of friends to finish taking over your place. Let me know when you’re done with that bachelor pad of yours because we’re just getting started.
• “Hey bro, let’s go on a hike and try to catch some fish. You know I’m serious about my fishing.”
• You’re probably not the type to ever buy a girl a drink so I’ll do it for you. Here’s your free round: one Bud Light, two shots of tequila, three shots of rum.
• When life gives you lemons, make lemonade and find a brother to share it with.
• Come on bro, let’s get down to business. I want to show you what I’ve got in my closet and put it on you.
• I’m just a little bit older than you, but I’m taller. You’re the only person who can relate to my situation.
• Can’t wait to hear what you’re gonna say when I tell you this. Bro, I love you so much that it gives me a headache.
• I’m in the same house and I don’t have a key. Is there anyone at home?
• When you’re in the mood to spread your wings and take flight, I might be able to help.
• When your brother starts up with one of his corny pick-up lines, you can always throw back a good ol’ “Have at it.”
• My brother is so funny when he’s drunk, I’m taking him to a shrink. You’re my everything except a brother, which means you’re perfect.
• I’m not a brother. I’m the last one. Bro, you can’t win. I love my girls more than you could ever hope to love me.
• There is only one thing I love more than my family: you. It’s so nice to see that our brother is doing so well.
• Hey bro, I know your major in management, but do you also have a minor in self-promotion?
• Hey bro, you’re a genius. You should be in a museum.
• Hey bro, I’m on my way to the gym. If you need any help with your workout regimen, just let me know.
• I’m going to go ahead and steal your thunder, bro. If you’re gonna talk, it’s nice to know where your mouth is.
• Don’t act like you’ve never heard this one before. I’m going to bed with my bullets, but you can keep the gun.
• I don’t know what your problem is, but I’m going to solve it. I’m the brother you always wished your girlfriend was.
• I want to introduce you to my brother, he’s perfect in every way and ready to be your best friend.
• Hey I’m your brother, and I need to talk to you about your sister.
• You’re the best brother I could ever ask for. And if you’re not, then you need to rethink your priorities.
• Hey bro, must be nice having a sister with a super sexy body. You’ll make a fortune having her on your arm.
• Your brother is a marvelous creature. Not only does he do something spectacular every day, but he also looks fantastic in blue. I’m just saying, man…
• My brother’s like a black hole, he sucks you in and never lets you go.
• Hey bro, I heard you like to make out with your sister. Would you like to try it tonight?
• What are you doing tonight? I’m gonna find you, tie you up and do anything my little brother wants.
• If you’re my brother, I’ll go as far as to say: I don’t want your opinions!
• I know what you’re thinking, but don’t worry I’m not looking for a hook up.
• My big brother has been trying to tell me something but I can’t hear him!
• I’m a little embarrassed to say this but… you remind me of my brother.
• Dude, you got me in a pickle. I’ll need you to unfasten my cravat for me.
• Hey bro, let’s do something I’ve never done before. Let’s go out on a date!
• Hey bro. Do you like cats? I heard they are the best pets for introverts. (See what I did there?)
• I’m here with you to make sure you get to your flight.
• I know you’re going through a tough time, but don’t worry. I’m sure it’s going to be okay. Just keep your head up and we’ll figure this thing out!
• Just trying to teach you what a real woman is supposed to be.
• When you walk in, I know you’re going to smell like beer and cheese. Don’t accept less than the whole package.
• When I was a kid, I always wanted to be an astronaut. Now that I’m older, it’s time to actually do it.
• There is no such thing as a bad morning, only a bad attitude.
• Your the best brother in the world, you make me smile when I feel down, and your always right. I love you so much HANK!
• I didn’t know you were such a nice brother until I saw you at the bar with your girl. Now that’s family.
• You’re a brotherly remark away from being the alpha male of your own pack.
• Once upon a time, there was a girl. And her name was: my brother
• I’m your brother, I look like you and I can’t stand you. Hey, bro. Are you in the mood for a brotherly hug?
• You know you’re my favorite brother when I step on your toes. Are you my brother or my dad?
• You’re a lot like my brother, only better. Hey bro. It’s been years since we’ve seen each other, how you been doing?
• “So what’s your favorite color? I always thought black was a great choice.” I’m sorry, I didn’t realize I was in a relationship.
• You’re so funny, I thought you were lying. I’m the reason you’re doing that, and I’m sorry for it.
